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imagine if they had social media- the drama😟😧☠

one piece smau: dating nami edition

ー modern au!!, male reader <3

ー slightest nsfw mentioning??? only if u squint tho m

ー matching usernames hit once again 😋🫶🏼

liked by namis.bf, robinkills, and 11k others

ihaveabf: if ur bf isnt doing it like mine, i got news for u - GET UP AND FIND SOMEONE TO TREAT U BETTER

tagged: namisbf

namis.bf: anything for u my love <3

-> ihaveabf: hurry up n come home the kids miss you ‼️‼️

princesanji: nami my queen u can do better than him (me)

-> uso_pp: HOMEWRECKKKERRRRRR

[liked by ihaveabf, namis.bf, and 20 others]

vivi: seriously where did u find him?

-> ihaveabf: no idea but im so lucky

robinkills: i love u two

[liked by ihaveabf, namis.bf, and 30 others]

liked my ihaveabf, freeluffy, and 7k others

namis.bf: i love love love love my wifey shes so beautiful

tagged: ihaveabf

ihaveabf: pls dont tag me in these photos i literally have a boyfriend ??? what is ur issue

-> namis.bf: can he fight??

-> ihaveabf: most definitely

freeluffy: WHEN DID U GUYS GET MARRIED :000 WHY WASNT I INVITED

-> namis.bf: we didnt get married luffy, its just a figure of speech 🫶🏼

-> freeluffy: OHHH ... SO WHEN R U GONNA GET MARRIED ????!??!?

[liked by ihaveabf]

uso_pp: i hate having my two best friends date each other cuz then i get constantly reminded - i cant have peace no more

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liked by namis.bf, princesanji, and 14k others

ihaveabf: targetted at the men in my dms....can u not read my username tf

tagged: namis.bf

random-man: i can treat u better bby

-> namis.bf: i have ur location pulled up on my laptop, gerald. donnttt tesstt me

[liked by ihaveabf, dr.law, robinkills and 400 others]

namis.bf: im literally on my way right now please

namis.bf: SHES SO FINE GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD

namis.bf: can i pleasepleaspelease take u to meet myparents they need to meet their daughter in law

-> SUPERCOLA: man calm down i dont think she goin anywhere

-> namis.bf: i cant help the love i have for her u dont hnderstand

random.man2: im a better man than he is i can promise u that

-> ihaveabf: i highly doubt this

-> uso_pp: plsss try him rn i havent seen a fight in so long!!!!

[liked my namis.bf, robinkills, and 37 others]

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namis.bf: alexa play all mine by brent faiyaz 🍊

tagged: ihaveabf

ihaveabf: my hubby is so hot

-> namis.gf: credits to my girlfriend

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roro.zoro: can u guys jus hurry up we r waiting for u to start the movie

-> namis.bf: alr mr grumpy pants we r ltr five mins away

-> uso_pp: we've been waiting for an hour and youve said u were five mins away for the past 30 minutes.

-> ihaveabf: my baddddd

-> uso_pp: WHAT DO U MEAN BY THIS?????

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princesanji: beautiful nami looking as gorgeous as ever 😍😍😍 and then her stinky ass bf looking like a slob.

uso_pp: this is so fucking funny bc why is he dressed like that 😭😭😭

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namis.bf: THE ONE TIME IM LACKING OFC THIS BOZO GETS A PHOTO 🙄

-> ihaveabf: its okay bby ... even if this is super embarassing for u i still love u

-> namis.bf: I DO NOT THINK THIS IS HELPING ME RN

-> SUPERCOLA: LMFOAOA

freeluffy: wow!!! [name] is dressed rlly bad!!!

-> namis.bf: LUFFY STOP

-> roro.zoro: yk its bad when this idiot says summ

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namis.bf: hold up, namis hair is black here which means this photo is old as fuck .... HOW LONG WERE U WAITING TO POST THIS JUS TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD SANJI!?!!

-> princesanji: im always waiting to make u look bad. this isnt even the worst.

-> namis.bf: ????????

-> uso_pp: bros mysterious

ihaveabf's story

even if he doesnt always showout hes still the most handsome man in the world

namis.bf replied: ur fuckin w me 😭😭 ily2 ig

rip gojo. you would have loved otaku hot girl by megan the stallion.

Hear me out on Sanji and Zoro

In a poly brainrot because I want them all. Zosan x reader, fluff, comfort, suggestive behaviors, jealousy. GN! reader (I try and make the reader gender neutral so everyone feels included and not really have a "Oc" thing so any race can read this even though I am black)

Oh boy..

You sweet but ass kicking member of the strawhats don't know how you ended up here, especially when you have been shipping Zoro and Sanji for the longest time. All the arguments and petty disputes happening having you swoon over them patiently waiting for them too catch feelings. At the same time wanting them both slightly but not acting on it wanting to see how it would happen.

One day you just happen to be training with Zoro, getting your ass kicked when Sanji came in with water and snacks a frown on his face seeing your bruised state as you sat down gulping down the water as he smirked saying something suggestive like ''I could get you more worked up if you let me" as you laughed it off before Zoro rolled his eyes telling the 'shitty cook" he didn't stand a chance.

And as you knew..a argument stroked out angry fingers being pointed and snarky remarks being thrown back and forth as you rolled your eyes quite used too this a scoffed chuckle coming from you stopping the argument in their tracks as they looked at you eyebrow raised. "Ya know..you guys fight like a married couple maybe you just got suppressed feelings for eachother".

Boy that really got them going as the blushing stuttering started them yelling at you that, that would never happen how he was an "Shitty cook" and he as a "Mediocre swordsman" all you could really do was watch in amusement them proving you right. "Such tsunderes.."

That really set them off them them walking towards you cornering you water still in hand Zoro in front of you Sanji behind you warm bodies comforting you as they looked down upon you, Zoro having a look of confliction before looking at Sanji not knowing what the look really meant but all of a sudden you were being kissed Zoro's sweaty body pushed up against yours pushing you back against Sanji feeling his excitement from the situation before feeling his lips connect too your neck.

Feeling your face flush whimpering from the kisses before Zoro removed his lips from yours "Can you wait a damn minute you shitty cook" that really made Sanji look up with a glare kis lips red as he rolled his eyes "No need to be jealous that I have her making her pretty noises moss head" all of a sudden that changed when Zoro crashed his lips into Sanji's nearly having a nose bleed and passing out you couldn't help the squeal that came from you, making them look down and smirk at you- you knew you were in for a wild night.

Notes: I'm obsessed. Yes I am making a part two too the zoro and luffy one just taking longer lol.

Thank you for the request Anon! This is cute and I will do my best to write what you envision. I am gonna do headcanons/bullet points and then maybe do a whole oneshot later when I have more time🤭🤭😊😊

This is stupidly long for "headcanons" but idgaf ... I do what I want😂😅

Cuteness under the cut👇👇

Optimus was enamoured by you when the two of you first met

The Prime could not believe how calm and comforting your presence was, and that you enjoyed the little things

When he first found out that you loved flowers, stuffies/plushies, and even the cute soft pastel colors, the leader of the Autobots thought he died had and gone to the AllSpark

Optimus loved watching you cuddled up on the couch, in his seat or anywhere else, clinging to the cutest little stuffed (fav_animal) with pastel (color) fur and your favorite soft blanket.

After some time, the Prime discovered that this admiration went beyond "just friends"

He couldn't understand why your sweet laugh would make his spark skip a beat

Nor could he figure out why the comforts you enjoyed as a human also comforted him

That is, until Bumblebee told him

"What do you mean when you say that I love them, Bee?"

Optimus would question the scout, his calming baritone voice rumbling through the room and catching your attention, though you wanted to hear what else the two were talking about

Bumblebee then gives details about how Optimus goes out of his way to compliment you, especially your comfy sweaters or the cute pajamas you wear

The scout will also mention how Prime watches you from afar with a "love-sick" expression on his faceplate(Bee got that word from the internet)

And, after telling the leader that most people do those things for their lover/sparkmate, Bee waits until Optimus has allowed the information to sink in

You are still eavesdropping, hidden from both of them, when the Prime finally makes a soft "oh" sound and realizes Bee is right

From then on, Optimus amps up his compliments and clears his schedule to hang out with you more

Allowing you to fall asleep, cuddled up on his chassis in an oversized sweater and sweatpants, holding your favorite stuffed animal, and he can't help but admire you

Your gentle face and the way you smile in your sleep just takes a hold of the Prime's spark and he knows you have him wrapped around your pretty little fingers

One day, Optimus works up the courage to ask you out, nervously stuttering over his words

"(N/n), would you, um, would you like to go on a date ... With me?"

You squeal immediately, bouncing up and down on the balls of your feet as you reply with several yeses

"Yes, yes, yes, a thousand times yes!!!"

Optimus would blush, chuckling at your antics, and immediately starts planning your date

When it arrives, Optimus has acquired a new stuffed animal and a bouquet of wildflowers for you and you can't help but gush at how beautiful the flowers are

"Oh, Optimus, they're gorgeous! Let me go find a vase and put them in some water and then we can go!"

"Alright, SweetSpark, I'll be here when you get back,"

Optimus would say, while you run off to get a case, fill it with water and make sure to cut the ends of the flowers before putting them in the vase of water

You would then skip back to him, allowing the Prime to transform into his alt-mode, and, like the gentleman he is, he would open his passenger's door for you

You would thank him and hop into his seat as it closes behind you and the seatbelt moves to buckle you in

With that, the two of you are off and Optimus listens to your comforting, soft voice as you talk his audials off

Your sweater-covered hands moving animatedly as you laugh and shout excitedly, and Optimus can't help but fall harder for you

The two of you find a good place to hide, since the Prime is huge and would much rather not be caught by prying eyes

The leader would transform with you inside his alt-mode still, causing you to let out a shriek of shock, but he cradles you in his servos and chuckles in amusement

You would huff and smack at his metal wrist, though it definitely doesn't do much, and the Prime would still apologize for scaring you and then lift you up to his shoulder

That gives you the opportunity to curl up against his cables, the place where his shoulder connects to his neck and Optimus would sit down and lean against a tree as you two would continue talking

"Thank you, Optimus,"

You would say out of the blue, which catches the mech's attention and he would look in your direction and ask,

"What do you mean, SweetSpark?"

"I guess, I guess I just wanted to thank you for giving me a chance. Most people, humans I should say, don't really approach me and ask me on dates. My love for soft, comforting things seems to put others off, I assume,"

"Well, they are wrong about you, (n/n). Loving the things you love shouldn't define why someone should or shouldn't love you. SweetSpark, I love everything about you and I quite enjoy seeing the way you light up when you are surrounded by the things that comfort you the most,"

Optimus's soothing voice and words cause your tender heart to get all mushy and achy, and tears blur your vision and you sniffle

That catches the mech's attention and he's quickly snagging you from your comfortable spot in his neck cables and his concerned optics stare at you as he cradles to in his servo

"SweetSpark, did I make you upset? I'm sorry, I did not--mmph!"

You swiftly cut the mech off by tiptoe-ing towards his faceplates and you hold his cheekplates in your sweater hands(paws) as you kiss him gently

The Prime gets over his shock and kisses you back, and when you pull away, you giggle softly and say,

"Optimus, you made me feel loved and seen. And I thank you for that. You are the sweetest man--err--mech I have ever met. No wonder you're the most comforting being I've ever had the pleasure of enjoying~"

Those sweet words from you make Optimus's spark soar and he knows that the bond the two of you hand would not be even stronger than ever before

Masterlist

Ahhhh, I love Optimus! He's such a big softie🥰🥰 Hope y'all enjoyed this!

~Sam