There Are Two Sides To Good Omens AU Makers:

There are two sides to Good Omens AU makers:

Side A:

Oh, I’m gonna make a lovely little AU where Aziraphale and Crowley go on a cute little ice cream date and their so happy and gay

And then

Side B:

I’m gonna make an AU where Aziraphale turns his BITCH ASS AROUND and WALKS OUT OF THAT ELEVATOR and LEAPS…no…SPRINTS and THEN JUMPS into CROWLEY’S DESPERATE ARMS and they WILL kiss and they WILL make up. NOW.

As Taylor swift once said, “You should think about the consequence of you touching my hand in the darkened room.” (Finished)

Hawkins High had a procedure for when the lights went out. The procedure went like this: First, every teacher locked the doors, then they instructed every student to find a buddy to stand next to for the next however long the lights would be out for. The principal usually shut the power off to the whole school after making an announcement that they would be doing the “Blackout drill.”

It was a mandatory routine, Steve had been doing it for a few years because they did it on the second day of a new school year. Every time, he’d either be next to a girl who would get a bit too touchy because for some reason they weren’t allowed to talk with the power off, or one of the basket ball boys. This time was different.

“Alllllrighty students, this is your principal speaking, we are about to preform the Blackout drill. If you are new here and do not know what it is, I shut the power off to the whole school and you have to sit there in the dark next to someone for 30 minutes, then school proceeds as normal when the power is back on.” The principal said from the intercom. A collective groan came from several students, including Steve. “Okay, you heard him. Everyone find a person to be next to. I really don’t care who unless you guys start getting handsy.” The teacher got up to lock the door.

Steve looked around for anyone to be next to, but this time the girls congregated amongst themselves and the basket ball boys had already found each other. So Steve walked to the back of the classroom to hopefully find someone. Everyone else had already found their friends. But then, Steve saw a fluffy haired boy nervously standing against a counter in the corner. Out of sight, out of mind. Confidently, Steve went to stand next to him and as soon as he saw his face, he recognized him. “Eddie, right?” He asked. “Uh, yeah.” The boy fidgeted with his hands. “Cool. I’m Steve. Although, you’ve probably heard of me already, huh?” Steve crossed his arms as he leaned against the counter with Eddie. “Mhm. King Steve.” He mumbled. “Right.” Steve said quietly.

The awkward silence only grew between them as the power shut off. To be fair, no one said a word. But Steve could’ve sworn he felt Eddie shaking next to him; he wanted to say something, but everyone was instructed to stay quiet.

This was the longest 30 minutes of Steve’s life, it seemed to last forever and nothing of note had happened for a while since he felt Eddie shivering.

Then out of nowhere, Eddie grabbed Steve’s hand; pulling it down from the counter. And that’s when he seemed to stop shaking. And Steve was pulled closer to Eddie; close enough that he could hear his hesitant breathing, slowing. Being this close to someone, Steve normally didn’t feel warm, but this time Steve felt really warm. A comforting warmth, a warmth like a hug, a warmth he hasn’t felt for years. It was nice for the time being.

Then, the lights blinded the both of them.

“Uhm, boys back there, I don’t wanna ruin the moment, but the lights aren’t off anymore.” The teacher called to the back. Steve gave the teacher an inquisitive look, until he realized there was a head on his shoulder. “Sorry ma’am.” Eddie said, his breathing getting faster as he lifted his head and removed his hand from Steve’s. All the while, Steve walked to his seat and stayed silent. No sarcastic quips or anything.

Later, when he was leaving school, Steve noticed Eddie walking all alone. He decided to run over to him, catching the boy off guard. “Sorry, uh, could I walk with you?” Steve asked. Eddie looked the other up and down, “Why would you wanna walk with me? Aren’t you supposed to be flirting with girls or something?” He inquired. “Why flirt with the ladies, when I can flirt with you?” Steve winked. This made Eddie’s face turn red, and he slowed his pace. “I mean…I guess??? I…ah…” Eddie stopped walking. “I’m joking!” Steve assured Eddie, “Unless… You did hold my hand earlier.” He added. “That was because I was anxious.” Eddie started walking again and Steve followed. “Okay. I don’t like men anyways.” Steve commented. Something about that made Eddie walk faster.

Eventually, Steve and Eddie parted ways. Going to their respective houses. Steve in the Harrington mansion, and Eddie in the Munson trailer.

Part 2!

As Taylor swift once said, “You should think about the consequence of you touching my hand in the darkened room.”

Hawkins High had a procedure for when the lights went out. The procedure went like this: First, every teacher locked the doors, then they instructed every student to find a buddy to stand next to for the next however long the lights would be out for.

The principal usually shut the power off to the whole school after making an announcement that they would be doing the “Blackout drill.”

It was a mandatory routine, Steve had been doing it for a few years because they did it on the second day of a new school year. Every time, he’d either be next to a girl who would get a bit too touchy because for some reason they weren’t allowed to talk with the power off, or one of the basket ball boys. This time was different.

“Alllllrighty students, this is your principal speaking, we are about to preform the Blackout drill. If you are new here and do not know what it is, I shut the power off to the whole school and you have to sit there in the dark next to someone for 30 minutes, then school proceeds as normal when the power is back on.” The principal said from the intercom. A collective groan came from several students, including Steve. “Okay, you heard him. Everyone find a person to be next to. I really don’t care who unless you guys start getting handsy.” The teacher got up to lock the door.

Steve looked around for anyone to be next to, but this time the girls congregated amongst themselves and the basket ball boys had already found each other. So Steve walked to the back of the classroom to hopefully find someone. Everyone else had already found their friends. But then, Steve saw a fluffy haired boy nervously standing against a counter in the corner. Out of sight, out of mind.

Confidently, Steve went to stand next to him and as soon as he saw his face, he recognized him. “Eddie, right?” He asked. “Uh, yeah.” The boy fidgeted with his hands. “Cool. I’m Steve. Although, you’ve probably heard of me already, huh?” Steve crossed his arms as he leaned against the counter with Eddie. “Mhm. King Steve.” He mumbled. “Right.” Steve said quietly.

The awkward silence only grew between them as the power shut off. To be fair, no one said a word. But Steve could’ve sworn he felt Eddie shaking next to him; he wanted to say something, but everyone was instructed to stay quiet.

This was the longest 30 minutes of Steve’s life, it seemed to last forever and nothing of note had happened for a while since he felt Eddie shivering. Then out of nowhere, Eddie grabbed Steve’s hand; pulling it down from the counter. And that’s when he seemed to stop shaking.

Should I finish this?

No, I’m not reading angst at 7 in the morning, Tumblr. I want to have a good day, not a horribly depressing one.

You can show me this at 5 pm when I’m tired and done with being awake. Then I’ll appreciate crying.

Three words.

Eddie can fight.

But,

He chooses to be a pacifist.

Unless,

It’s someone he hates.

(This may or may not be a hint to something I’m working onnnnn hehe)

(I might not finish it tho, my undiagnosed ADHD ass gets distracted so much 😭)

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