Imagine If You Could Combine The Voices In Slay The Princess

Imagine if you could combine the voices in Slay the Princess

Like, if you combined the contrarian and the hero you’d get “Voice of the Silly”

But if you combined the contrarian and the opportunist you’d get “Voice of the Chaos”

BUT THEN you combine the opportunist and the smitten and you get “Voice of the Lustful” who’s just obsessed way more than the smitten ever was with the princess, to the point you can’t even deter him

Like the smitten can be deterred, he has his limits, but the lustful cannot

Even if the princess was a pile of organs, he’d still be like “I’d hit.”

The Narrator + The Hero is just the player

But I’d like to think the narrator can’t be combined with anyone, and he just stays the same

What if you combined the smitten and the cold? Would that just be the broken part 2? Or maybe “Voice of the Loathing”?

I think I’m onto something guys

every time i see discourse about pedohysteria amidst a trans genocide i think about that news article from 2016 about the mexican immigrant who voted for trump because trump said he’d get rid of all the “bad hombres” from mexico, only to be deported himself because it turns out what trump was really saying was that he wanted to deport all mexicans, not just “the bad ones”

not just him, but there were many other examples too, like white conservatives who have mexican immigrant friends and family or people in the community important to them who were mexican immigrants, and they voted for trump because they thought trump was just getting rid of “criminals”, and then they regret it when their families and communities get torn apart by deportations of their spouses, their friends, their favourite restaurant owners, etc.

anyways, i hope young queers, trans people esp, understand that when conservatives talk about “pedophiles” and “groomers”, they’re not talking about actual child abusers, they’re talking about all queer people. they’re talking about all trans people. it’s why in florida, they’re categorizing “drag” as a child sex crime, and making sex crimes against children punishable by death. they’re trying to execute every single trans person, and that’s just the rhetoric they’re using

so stop buying into the pedohysteria. it’s easy to think “well, i’m not a pedophile, so i’ll be safe” when you don’t realize that in the eyes of conservatives, every single queer person is a pedophile and deserves death, and contributing to their rhetoric by trying to figure out which trans woman is a pedophile is just accelerating your own march to the gallows

You guys….

I just saw my first musical last night

Why didn’t you tell me they were FUCKING AWESOME???

THE SET PEICES SWITCHING, AND THE BACKGROUND CHANGES

AND AND THE MUSIC?? THE LIGHTS???

THE FUCKING GLITZ AND GLAMOUR??? AND AND THE

THE EVERYTHING??? IT WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME??

I was singing some of the songs walking out of the theater

This is me. Kinda jealous of all the writers who can write quickly because I can't.

Gotta be my favorite thread of posts right here

Also, as a person who lives in Oklahoma, FUCK YEAH FISHING!!!

both fish and women love me

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”