(uses Ripoff Quickthought) Ody, I Have A Way For You To Save Both You And Your Crew, But Idk If Youll

(uses ripoff Quickthought) Ody, I have a way for you to save both you and your crew, but idk if you’ll like it much

(begins playing the melody of their are other ways) So what you’re gonna first need to do is Zeus-

Odysseus is never gonna be the same but hey at least he and his crew are home

[Plain text 1: Odysseus: There are other ways of persuasion..~]

[Plain text 2: Zeus: Hm.. why not?]

i actually can't stop laughing at this

burps and leaves

YOU DICK-

OH GOD IT SMELLS LIKE BAD CHEESE-

Meet your wifey

Pennelope

OH MY GOD ITS LIKE ITS REALLY HER 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 /silly

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why is the 2014 remake of little girls from annie kinda Phil Connors coded

Odysseus: I just couldn't wear the nail polish, it just wasn't my colour.