(uses Ripoff Quickthought) Ody, I Have A Way For You To Save Both You And Your Crew, But Idk If Youll

(uses ripoff Quickthought) Ody, I have a way for you to save both you and your crew, but idk if you’ll like it much

(begins playing the melody of their are other ways) So what you’re gonna first need to do is Zeus-

Odysseus is never gonna be the same but hey at least he and his crew are home

[Plain text 1: Odysseus: There are other ways of persuasion..~]

[Plain text 2: Zeus: Hm.. why not?]

why is the 2014 remake of little girls from annie kinda Phil Connors coded

@sombrathedragon

turlte

i actually can't stop laughing at this

burps and leaves

YOU DICK-

OH GOD IT SMELLS LIKE BAD CHEESE-

idk who'd give alcohol to their cat cos thats just messed upp

foods that will poison cats:

alcohol 

chocolate

caffeine

dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant)

fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish

grapes and raisins

onions and garlic

tuna (when not made for cats)

xylitol (artificial sweetener)

if you have a cat please reblog this

[ID: A screenshot of Tumblr followers. It says I have 304. End ID]

WAGUAHH

THANK U??? AUGH mom i'm famous /silly

SO!! what do we wanna do for this one? :3