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Fuck I'm back, I open this at class and I never close an app so faster before xD
But
oh. my.
Got a bribe from dear @hypnosun
I always say that I will never do something like this ever again and I have shot my foot yet again...
5. Make it canon for the bit
if Jorge finds out about our gay ass shenanigans (aka the MANWHORE AU by yours truly, @anniflamma ) are two possibilities.
1. He will have to get baptized and get a year's worth therapy for what he just saw.
2. He will block us all and will put us in years worth of therapy instead
3 different ships.
Odysseus/Poseidon = Hate sex
Polites/Poseidon = "I can fix him"
Eurylochus/Zeus = I have no fucking clue what's going on in that ship
Listening to Epic: where's my comfort crackship at??? 😞
Finding the manwhore AU for Epic: ah, there's my comfort crackship :]
YES
what do we do when jorge finds out about the manwhore au..........
(uses ripoff Quickthought) Ody, I have a way for you to save both you and your crew, but idk if you’ll like it much
(begins playing the melody of their are other ways) So what you’re gonna first need to do is Zeus-
Odysseus is never gonna be the same but hey at least he and his crew are home
[Plain text 1: Odysseus: There are other ways of persuasion..~]
[Plain text 2: Zeus: Hm.. why not?]
Got a bribe from dear @hypnosun
I always say that I will never do something like this ever again and I have shot my foot yet again...
Percy: hey dad… I’ve heard some… interesting things about you.
Poseidon: huh? What things?
Percy: well Annabeth was talking about some guy named Odysseus and-
Poseidon: *realization* PERCY WHAT EVER ANNABETH SAID IS FAKE!!!
Percy: I don’t judge dad, I know you’d do the same if someone one hurt me or Tyson.
Poseidon: *relief* oh, oh yes that’s it. I killed most of that man’s crew that’s it. I was a different person back then.
Percy: oh and she also said that you and that dude fu-
Poseidon: WHAT!?
PLEASE MAKE US SOME TELEMACHUS CIRCE MENTOR AU ART PLEAASEEEEEEE
Alright alright, I don’t have many ideas for it right now so just some quick redraws as I come up with ideas ^^
for anyone confused, this is an AU I came up with before the Manwhore AU where basically Circe is Odysseus and Telemachus’ mentor, most of it stays the same except Odysseus just seduces his way out of everything!
see you draw stuff like this and then get upset when we blame you for the manwhore au
Sneak peak of the finale I guess....
I'm a sfw fanfic writer!!
The Odysseus X Zeus smut in my docs: 😏
Yeah...I am very sfw