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*walks around yhe dashboard & my footsteps echoing* Guys ..?

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it

i had a really fucked up dream omg

feels so wrong that itll be 2025 soon. fake year. science fiction year

you want what

he's just like me forreal

The Addams Family // New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family

Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.

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i want u to know that in the my chemical romance shitpost subreddit's discord server we have a whole channel dedicated to emo husbandry. its like clown husbandry but with the mcr members, occasionally others. (peteus wentzus, vicus fuentius, riverus cuomous, etc). there are 3 of us and a married couple and we each have our own. mine is a mikeus wayus species named slup. the original was a feral basement breed gerardus wayus named booper that was rescued off the side of the street. (also a frankus ierous named kite and a rayus torus named ronto.) they all have their own breeds and needs and personalities. we take them on walks and they get to have playdates sometimes. currently there are only 4 actual pets but people will ask questions and we answer. (note: booper is no longer feral)

Effervescent. Thank you.

I have a bio exam next week on DNA. Can you help?

DNA is easy once you understand the basics:

DNA stands for Deoxyribonusloculumicizmgmmsm Acid.

DNA is the blueprint of life. That means it’s blue and smells like ammonia.

DNA contains four codons: G, T, A, and San Andreas.

DNA is a “macro-molecule” but you shouldn’t mention this in public.

DNA lives in the nucleus of the cell, which is like the yolk in the egg that is you.

DNA needs RNA to copy itself, making RNA the carbon paper of the human body, and the Command-C buttons on the keyboard of your soul.

DNA can be “spooled” out of the cellular nucleus by pinning it to a stick and turning the stick very slowly.

DNA can help identify criminals in court. Once it does, it enters the DNA Protection Program and is moved to a small town in Alaska under a new name, and it can have no more contact with its family or friends.

can i get a wolf fact for my bio class? we're studying wolves

As the largest of all land-eels, the wolf also has the most legs (4) with two additional feelers often mistaken for ears. Wolves are known to howl at the moon, likely because it owes them money. A pack of wolves is called a "Vehemence."

after hanging out for a few hours, she had to go because her three kids were home from school ♥

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

Curls up in your lap but I don't fit so it's just really awkward

i get why people were criminals back in the day. if i was running from the cops in the thirties and i turned around and saw three horses and a model t id probably slow down to a light jog