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I have a bio exam next week on DNA. Can you help?

DNA is easy once you understand the basics:

DNA stands for Deoxyribonusloculumicizmgmmsm Acid.

DNA is the blueprint of life. That means it’s blue and smells like ammonia.

DNA contains four codons: G, T, A, and San Andreas.

DNA is a “macro-molecule” but you shouldn’t mention this in public.

DNA lives in the nucleus of the cell, which is like the yolk in the egg that is you.

DNA needs RNA to copy itself, making RNA the carbon paper of the human body, and the Command-C buttons on the keyboard of your soul.

DNA can be “spooled” out of the cellular nucleus by pinning it to a stick and turning the stick very slowly.

DNA can help identify criminals in court. Once it does, it enters the DNA Protection Program and is moved to a small town in Alaska under a new name, and it can have no more contact with its family or friends.

can i get a wolf fact for my bio class? we're studying wolves

As the largest of all land-eels, the wolf also has the most legs (4) with two additional feelers often mistaken for ears. Wolves are known to howl at the moon, likely because it owes them money. A pack of wolves is called a "Vehemence."

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