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PROPAGANDA:

Eclipse Federation:

i dont like them. they ruined my life. Subz and Vitalasy had already partnered in previous seasons but this one, Vitalasy ended up leaving for a few months, leaving Subz alone, and Zam ended up getting close to him after immense trauma at the hands of his former teammates. Zam has done SO many wrongs, including to Subz himself and Subz STILL took him in and made him join Eclipse Federation after Zam died 14 times in a row and got banned then revived by the same player who's been killing him all this time. And it could've been perfect but no, Zam had betrayed his previous team due to them using dupes via exploits, and now Eclipse Federation ALSO has exploits! And he decided that yeah his morals were more important than being loved! And so he murders Vitalasy when he's at his most vulnerable point, lets everyone gaslight him into thinking Vitalasy is an irredeemable evil monster who will never change, even as Vitalasy SAID he was ready to change before the betrayal even happened, Eclipse threw out their whole revenge plans because of Zam's positive influence and he just broke everything. Subz couldn't be with Zam but also couldn't see himself at Vitalasy's side, leaving him alone. Vitalasy hated Zam and yet never killed him or hunted him down, despite Zam acting like he did. And when Vitalasy left, banning himself off from the server, Zam had some time alone to think and realized he fucked up SOOOO bad. And Subz revived Vitalasy and told him to kill him. And ban him. His last wish. His Deliverance. And to make up with Zam. And Vitalasy tried, and they kind of did make up over Subz's death, but then Zam was like "actually im going to kill everyone and destroy the server now. because i want subz back and also because i always do extremely drastic things when i don't need to because i have unchecked mental illnesses i refuse to get help for". And surprisingly when Subz came back he didn't like that! And they ended in tragedy! Eclipse is fucked up. It's a trio that's always about the absence of one person, it's a team that could only happen in one timeline and it was doomed from the very start. But the love was there. It made everything worse, truthfully. But it was there. And that matters. Also as a fun fact Zam himself on twitter has referred to eclipse as a throuple, which is not canon but that's pretty funny. he also stated on stream he didn't want to get therapy because it'd ruin his lifesteal character. and there was a saga where they would "marry" (challenge lost kinda shenanigans) and zam was the only one happy about it. he's not normal. there's something wrong with him. love that for him though sorry for the block of text. I really dislike them. They're my beloveds :3

Big Eyes Crew:

best gas station owners you've ever seen

they started a business together and had beef with Boatem where Tango built a giant eyeball over their base which dispensed ravagers onto them. also they're called Big Eye Crew because Keralis and Bdubs both have massive eyes on their skins but Tango DOESN'T so he made big round red glasses for them all to wear and they're iconic frankly.

SILLY GUYS DOING SILLY THINGS

They made a gas station franchise so powerful there was a location on the moon

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im bored and high (editors note i am sober but i started this when i was high) so heres my list of

Lifesteal SMP Season 6 members who I think can say the F Slur and if they say it

(Itemized by what order I remember them in)

(Also I colour coded their names)

Patch Notes: so apparently ro just was not on the list so i put him back i swear he was dawg i am never doing one of these in text form again

PrinceZam: Can say it, does not say it, but has probably said it before

Clownpierce: Can say it, would not say it

baconnwaffles0: Can not say it, says it regardless of what the woke left thinks

PlanetLord: Can say it, called Bacon it once

Kaboodle: She could. She wouldn't. But she could.

Pangi: He probably could, but he would refer to it with the cigarette emoji unironically

Derapchu: Can say it, ACTIVELY says it

Squiddo: I don't think she knows what it means

Reddoons: Can say it, doesn't say it

Ashswag: Can say it, does say it

JumperWho: Can say it, but when you hear it from her, which is rare, it sounds like a term of endearment

Pentar: Can say it, has probably only said it one or two times

Wemmbu: Can say it, frequent sayer

ChiefXD: I'd imagine he can say it, but doesn't use it

FlameFrags: Can say it, uses it as a term of endearment

rekrap2: Can potentially say it, but I don't think he ever would

Woogiex: Has probably offhandedly said it a few times casually. He can say it.

Manepear: Can't say it. Sorry he reminds me of the cishet guys from my old school (endearingly)

Mapicc: Can say it, no doubt has said it to Zam without hesitation

roshambogames: He can say it, probably does say it, its debatable

SpokeIsHere: Can say it, says it only to close friends during bits probably. If he just met you he probably wouldnt say it but if hes just with friends you would probably hear it be screamed at someone from a mile away

hannahxxrose: She doesnt strike me as a slur sayer but tbf I dont know her well

Leowook: Can say it, he has definitely looked somebody in the eye and said it right to their face

Poafa: Im not sure if he can say it, probably doesnt

Midmysticx: Can say it, maybe to her close friends she says it. Not often though

4CVIT: Can say it, doesnt say it because he thinks he cant

Jepexx: Can say it, says it often

YeahJaron: He PROBABLY could, but if he could then I dont know if he knows he could. Likely would not say it.

TheTerrain: Can't say it, does not say it

ECorridor: Can say it, has said it once before, and only once

SB737: Can't say it

Spepticle: Can probably say it, does not say it but he totally could

MinuteTech: He can say it, and he does, but I imagine he would limit himself

roshambo stream bingo!!

BE EVIL AND KILL AND KILL AND KILL AND THEN DIE MISERABLY