Inanimatefan1 - Inanimate TF

Bro, come on, smile! Don’t you realize how lucky you are? Not only are we giving you the experience of becoming an Olympic athlete’s own speedo, we’re letting you choose which swimmer gets to own you! You should be happy! Now pick.

Thinking of going as buff and sexy green army man. Is there a costume fitting that idea in the store?

At Ease.

You find what you're looking for and try it on as you exitthe changing room you look amazing, all you need is the matching toy gun. As you take hold of it your body poses and suddenly you freeze in place. You're now a human size Army man. You try to speak but toy army men can't talk so you just stand there in the middle of the store aware of whats happening but unable to do anything about it. I have my employees move you out of the middle, you're part of our new display featuring Toy Story characters, you stand there looking around, you can tell the other "Toys" are conscious like you. Seems you aren't the only one trapped in this new plastic hell.

"Just back from the gym, such a workout I did. Look at these shorts especially at the ass crack so fucking sweaty. Shame to be the guy at the gym who ended up as these shorts, wouldn't get off my favourite treadmill. So I dealt with him, and while I was at it I turned his boyfriend and friend into these socks and sneakers I'm wearing. The socks are so rancid in my foot sweat, and fuck me the shoes are so full of sweat I was leaving sweaty shoe prints on the floor as I walked around.

Noah chuckled.

"I was gonna change them back before I left the gym but fuck it, I'm keeping em losers like this. Socks gonna be my cumrags, and I'll make sure to nut in the sneakers as well, really get the insoles all crusty"