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Think you could turn Chris Evans in to a Captain America action figure?

Wow! Check it out:

Introducing: The brand new Special Edition Captain America as played by Chris Evans Action Figure!

The lifelike action figure comes in at nine inches tall, and is even anatomically correct for all of the adult collectors out there. Make sure to get your hands on this one-of-a-kind special deal!

"Help! It's me! Chris!"

You can pose him in multiple different ways! Make him throw his shield (Wow!) Make him flex his large biceps (Amazing!) Make him bend over and show off his bubblebutt (Hot!)

"Please! You gotta help me! They turned me into a fuckin' doll!"

Just a reminder, this is not a doll! It's an action figure! Yes, there's totally a difference! Anyways, you can even remove his clothes and dress him up in any which way you want! Remove his shirt and look at those muscles! So lifelike!

"W-wait! Don't touch my pecs... shit, that feels so good..."

And unlike most action figures, this one isn't flat like a Ken doll! Tear away his pants and you can actually see his cock and balls--- whoa! Check it out, he looks hard! It even feels hard when you play with it!

"Mmmmmm..."

So order your Special Edition Captain America as played by Chris Evans Action Figure today! Yours for only five easy payments of $45.99!

"W-wait! You can't leave me like this! I can't just be a horny action figure forever!"