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This is a Hot Toys head sculpt of Alden Ehrenreich from Solo- A Star Wars Story! The movie didn't do as well as other Star Wars movies but I actually liked it quite a bit! I loved this head sculpt even though I don't think it looks like the actor! Maybe in a superficial way! In any case, I'm sure no one is surprised that I wanted to place him on a TBLeague M35 body!
Alden and Michael
Mohegan Hunter by TBLeague (rebodied with an M35 body)
I bought a giant Donnie figure to add to my nerd shrine. He has no eyebrows or stripes, and both goggles lenses are blue, but I love him anyway.
Think you could turn Chris Evans in to a Captain America action figure?
Wow! Check it out:
Introducing: The brand new Special Edition Captain America as played by Chris Evans Action Figure!
The lifelike action figure comes in at nine inches tall, and is even anatomically correct for all of the adult collectors out there. Make sure to get your hands on this one-of-a-kind special deal!
"Help! It's me! Chris!"
You can pose him in multiple different ways! Make him throw his shield (Wow!) Make him flex his large biceps (Amazing!) Make him bend over and show off his bubblebutt (Hot!)
"Please! You gotta help me! They turned me into a fuckin' doll!"
Just a reminder, this is not a doll! It's an action figure! Yes, there's totally a difference! Anyways, you can even remove his clothes and dress him up in any which way you want! Remove his shirt and look at those muscles! So lifelike!
"W-wait! Don't touch my pecs... shit, that feels so good..."
And unlike most action figures, this one isn't flat like a Ken doll! Tear away his pants and you can actually see his cock and balls--- whoa! Check it out, he looks hard! It even feels hard when you play with it!
"Mmmmmm..."
So order your Special Edition Captain America as played by Chris Evans Action Figure today! Yours for only five easy payments of $45.99!
"W-wait! You can't leave me like this! I can't just be a horny action figure forever!"
31 Days of Derek Hale
Day 19: Action Figure
Info │ 01 │ 02 │ 03 │ 04 │ 05 │ 06 │ 07 │ 08 │ 09 │ 10 │ 11 │ 12 │ 13 │ 14 │ 15 │ 16 │ 17 │ 18 │ 19
Derek rubbed his temples in irritation as he wandered through the numerous aisles of the toy store. Aisle after aisle, row after row, brightly colored advertisements and countless useless objects with stupidly high price tags made his headache even worse.
Derek had come to the toy store to find a gift for his boyfriend, Stiles… who he had to point out was a legal adult. Stiles was just a total kid at heart and loved to collect tons of franchise memorabilia, which was something that Derek loved about him. And after falling for the whole “Oh, you don’t have to get me anything” trap last year and having to deal with the fallout, Derek was determined to get Stiles the perfect gift this year.
“Damn it,” Derek growled at the memory of Stiles giving him the silent treatment after his non-gift last year, quickening his pace as he stomped through the aisles in search of something great.
Unfortunately, Derek was having no luck.
“Fuckin’ finally,” he repeated under his breath as he entered an aisle chock full of superhero action figures.
Derek hurried down the aisle, his eyes scanning the rows of plastic men all over. Each one of them was brightly colored in blaring blues and radiant reds, their over exaggerated muscles looking extremely round and out of the realm of anything humanely possible. Derek’s trademark frown deepened as he searched all over the aisles for the perfect one.
No ordinary superhero would do, especially since Stiles already owned so many. Derek shuddered at the thought of accidentally buying his boyfriend one that he already owned, just to get the side eye and accused of not paying attention.
“Damn it,” the werewolf repeated, annoyed. He frantically began to search the aisle, picking up toy after toy and holding it close to his face studiously. Sure, they were all painted colors and had a variety of “[Insert Random Item]-Man” across the box in bright, blocky letters. However, Derek couldn’t seem to remember which ones Stiles already owned.
In his panic, the werewolf grabbed a white box that contained a blank action figure in it: no facial features or costume painted on at all.
The second his fingers grazed the mysterious box, Derek winced at the odd spark that traveled throughout his body, causing the hairs on the back of his neck to stand up.
“What the hell was that?” he muttered as he brought his hand up to his face to examine his still tingling fingers.
Derek’s eyes widened as he witnessed his fingers taking on a shiny quality. He scrunched up his face in confusion as his fingers gleamed more underneath the bright fluorescents of the toy store. His heart raced in his chest as they stiffened, becoming immovable as his hand apparently turned into plastic.
“Wh-what?!” Derek panicked as the strange transformation traveled down his arms. Weirder was that the werewolf swore that his muscles plumped up, becoming larger and much more exaggerated before they hardened into the same plastic quality as his hands. His signature black leather jacket vacuumed to his torso as his pecs widened and pushed outwards, becoming skintight. It then started to brighten as it went from slate black to royal blue. His jeans underwent the same changes, suctioning to his buffer legs as they brightened into a cartoonish blue that looked more apt on a superhero, not a regular guy wandering around the mall. Derek winced as his bulge seemingly shrank as it was pressed tightly against him. Derek painstakingly move an almost inflexible arm and patted at his groin, groaning as it felt flat and unremarkable like a Ken doll.
The tingling sensation spread up to Derek’s head, and the altered stud couldn’t help but try to reach up with his plastic limbs. His hair had hardened into a large plastic mold, becoming a lump of black plastic in the shape of his usual hair style. His face felt smooth and unblemished, and he couldn’t help but press both of his hands on either side of his head and give it a little squeeze. Derek couldn’t hold back his gasp as his head squished and then popped back into shape, illustrating that it made completely out of rubber now.
The werewolf tried to run off, to seek help, but he was stopped by his massively hindered movement. Like most action figures, his limbs were stiff and rigid, their over muscled selves only posable at the main joints.
“Well, well,” hummed an irritatingly familiar voice, “that’s a nice look there, Derek.”
Derek struggled to turn around, his virtually immobile body and larger muscles making movement extremely tedious. He fought back a growl when he saw none other than Theo, the bratty chimera who didn’t hide his crush on Stiles.
The mischievous smirk on Theo’s annoying face was enough to clue Derek into the fact that he was somehow behind whatever was happening to him.
“What did you do to me?” Derek demanded, trying to threateningly stalk forward, but his posable joints made his movements awkward.
Theo shrugged his shoulders. “I was lookin’ for a birthday gift for Stiles,” he snorted, “and I know that he likes action figures, and for some reason he also likes you, so…” He gestured forward at Derek’s new plastic body. “And you’re just about done.”
Theo snapped his fingers.
Derek felt as if his sense of gravity was thrown as he wobbled on his stiff legs. The shelves in the aisle seemed to grow taller and much larger. However, it quickly dawned on Derek that the store wasn’t growing— he was shrinking.
The werewolf was helpless to do anything besides get smaller and smaller, as his movements became harder and harder to create. Derek’s scowl softened and instead he held a stoic expression as his face hardened. Eventually, the former alpha werewolf had been turned into ten inch tall super hero action figure, complete with big muscles.
“Perfect!” Theo laughed as he easily picked up the toy Derek, snatching the blank box in his free hand.
Derek inwardly screamed, but was helpless as Theo positioned his plastic arms in a manner that looked like he had his hands on his hips in a heroic pose. He was shoved into the box, and from his frozen position, Derek could barely make out the outside of his prison chasing colors to become bright and alluring. Unbeknownst to him, the outside of the box now read: Superwolf: the World’s Most Muscular and Cranky Superhero!
“Stiles is gonna love my gift,” Theo laughed as he walked action figure Derek over to the cashier.
The whole time Derek screamed at being turned into a toy, and he just hoped that Stiles would figure out a way to help him out… and another part of him hoped that Stiles would like his large superhero muscles.
Think you could turn Chris Evans in to a Captain America action figure?
Wow! Check it out:
Introducing: The brand new Special Edition Captain America as played by Chris Evans Action Figure!
The lifelike action figure comes in at nine inches tall, and is even anatomically correct for all of the adult collectors out there. Make sure to get your hands on this one-of-a-kind special deal!
"Help! It's me! Chris!"
You can pose him in multiple different ways! Make him throw his shield (Wow!) Make him flex his large biceps (Amazing!) Make him bend over and show off his bubblebutt (Hot!)
"Please! You gotta help me! They turned me into a fuckin' doll!"
Just a reminder, this is not a doll! It's an action figure! Yes, there's totally a difference! Anyways, you can even remove his clothes and dress him up in any which way you want! Remove his shirt and look at those muscles! So lifelike!
"W-wait! Don't touch my pecs... shit, that feels so good..."
And unlike most action figures, this one isn't flat like a Ken doll! Tear away his pants and you can actually see his cock and balls--- whoa! Check it out, he looks hard! It even feels hard when you play with it!
"Mmmmmm..."
So order your Special Edition Captain America as played by Chris Evans Action Figure today! Yours for only five easy payments of $45.99!
"W-wait! You can't leave me like this! I can't just be a horny action figure forever!"
The excitement I get from getting a new action figure is so high lol.
Like I'm obsessed, and now I can't stop..😅 I have a lot to worry about, but the only thing that makes me happy is these little figures on my shelf!!. 😫😅🤣 also I made that stand for captain america! Gonna make more figure stands and post more here :)
I had a shoot today it was lots of fun, but tiresome due to lighting issues 😅 But I think it turned out pretty good I wanna make another but maybe I’ll turn it into a reel on instagram! #kitbash follow for more on my instagram @actionfiguresunite
Snake eyes out for Blood!
I Hope you all ready for this! You’ve seen ALF.. Well get ready for ALF GOES RAMBO! hahahahahha
This was a actual idea in my head lol
Insta @actionfiguresunite also :)
Slaughter
Hush sweet prince... I'm here to save you..
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