Luhan, Talking To Kyungsoo: I Just Want A Date

luhan, talking to kyungsoo: i just want a date

sehun: *appears out of nowhere wearing a suit and holding flowers*

kyungsoo:

kyungsoo: and i want a million dollars

luhan: wait, so people actually tell their crushes that they like them?

minseok: of course, what do you do?

luhan: i just fucking dIE, what kind of question-

tao: can i have another piece of candy, ge?

kris: what did suho say?

tao: no

kris: then why would i let you?

tao: because he's not the boss of you

kris, internally: it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap

kyungsoo: the food is too hot, i can't eat it

jongin: you're too hot and i can still eat you

kyungsoo: *blushes profusely*

jongin: *winks at him*

junmyeon: one dinner. i just want ONE DINNER

Lu: Guess I’m too tough to cry

Sehun: You were crying about snakes five minutes ago

Lu, tearing up: They don’t have any arms!

yixing: it's the inside that matters, not the outside

jongdae: really? give me an example

yixing: refrigerator

jongdae: fair enough