Lu: Guess Im Too Tough To Cry

Lu: Guess I’m too tough to cry

Sehun: You were crying about snakes five minutes ago

Lu, tearing up: They don’t have any arms!

luhan, talking to kyungsoo: i just want a date

sehun: *appears out of nowhere wearing a suit and holding flowers*

kyungsoo:

kyungsoo: and i want a million dollars

wonwoo: you want to hug me, don't you?

junhui: i kinda do, yes.

wonwoo: okay, you can. for 4 to 5 seconds.

junhui: 45 SECONDS!

tao: can i have another piece of candy, ge?

kris: what did suho say?

tao: no

kris: then why would i let you?

tao: because he's not the boss of you

kris, internally: it's a trap it's a trap it's a trap

Jungkook, jokingly: Remember, you're not allowed to fall in love with me, okay?

Taehyung: Pfft, that won't be a problem.

[Later, talking to Jimin]

Taehyung: Okay so we might have a problem—

Lucas: you know what, jungwoo, you shouldn’t believe everything you see on the internet.

Jungwoo: why? :(

Lucas: coz not everything is true.

Jungwoo: *with teary eyes* what? so there aren’t any beautiful singles in my area wanting to see me?

Lucas: There is! It’s me.

Jungwoo: See? The internet didn’t lie to me! :D

Lucas: Jungwoo, no-