Why Is There No Jooheon Content Anywhere, The Fuck!?

why is there no jooheon content anywhere, the fuck!?

This post fucking dragged me but ok

Bi culture is your lock screen being a picture of your fictional opposite sex crush and your home screen being a picture of your fictional same sex crush

Dear god, why was this on my tl?

Genre: Smut (pwp).  

Content Warnings: NSFW 18+ content, graphic descriptions of sex, light dom/sub content, power imbalance, possessiveness, swearing. 

Kinks / summary: unsafe sex, oral (f. receiving), oral (m. receiving), fingering, anal, double penetration, triple penetration, domination, daddy/baby talk, pet names, leash play, collar play, overstimulation, voyeurism, sport fucking, punishment, shower sex, light aftercare, poly love, swingers, foursome. 

Music Recommendation: If you want one there is a House of Cards Playlist (on Spotify) [Here] that I made that matches a lot of the moods in this fic, however its not strictly a ‘soundtrack’. House of Cards by BTS should be considered the theme.    Specific scene music recs: Jimin’s scene was written to Lie by BTS but can be read to Body by Syd. 

Word count: 4,798.  Canon Outfits: Can be found [here]. 

Details: Ask as part of Season 4; “Hey, I know you might not be up for this but how about a Reader x Namjoon x Yoongi x Jimin piece? No idea where to start with prompts but with 2 Doms in the room, and DP… I’m sure it’ll be interesting. Muchos luv 💖” from @gotmetalkinginmysleep. I think this is the longest piece I’ve written for this blog to date, as well as being the piece I’ve worked on for the longest amount of time (check that kinks list goddamn!) Hope you like it Kiks, and thanks for letting me add bonus Hobi! Thanks to everyone else for waiting & putting up with the hype! 😘

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(Rated M) All works are written with a female reader unless noted in parentheses

*Updated as of 08/2019      

blurb m.list here

**Not taking requests as of Aug. 20th (writer hiatus)

First Time 

It all started with the wrong coffee order. Months later, you’re ready to take your relationship with Ten to the next level (virgin reader; gender neutral)

Out of the Friend Zone 

You’re holed up in the apartment recovering from a nasty breakup. Mark and Lucas find a way to cheer you up

The Afterparty 

Johnny is the office hottie that catches your eye but never speaks to you. This changes after you bump into each other at the office party

Come a Little Closer 

Johnny invites you over for a movie sesh with the guys. Little do you know he has a secret agenda

Call My Name 

Taeyong can’t keep his hands to himself one night after a charity gala

You and I 

You never dreamed of dating Ten after your first encounter but the universe works in mysterious ways. The two of you grow quite close inside and outside the bedroom

Nights With You 

Jealousy clouds your mind when you witness a girl flirting with Jaehyun at a party. Once you return home, he proposes an idea you can’t refuse

Love Like Waves 

Mark and you embark on an impromptu mini vacation exploring more than just the beach

Bedroom Floor

Johnny and you move into a new apartment together but he isn’t focused on unpacking and settling into the new place

Tongue Tied

An assigned project with your enemy Kun leads to finding yourself underneath him in the campus library days later

Skin to Skin

Jaehyun and Johnny invite you to sneak out of your best friend’s wedding reception for a rendezvous in the hotel room

Downtown Baby

Taeil arrests you at a college party and you’re willing to do anything to avoid the overnight stay in a holding cell

Special Affair

Your best friends Xiaojun and Sicheng plan to celebrate your new job in a special way

Best Distraction

Taeyong sneaks away from his friends and video calls you on Skype to chat but you have other plans in mind

Dirty Little Secret

Teasing Doyoung during a dinner with his parents has its consequences

Passenger Side

Johnny takes you on a trip to his hometown and you end the night with one extra memory

East of Eden

Yuta enters your life bringing along the perfect amount of adventure and mischief

Can’t Help It

Working at Neo Tech Industries comes with its perks. Your ex Jungwoo and your boss Mark make your time there worthwhile

masterlist

99% of this is smut! nsfw! 18+!

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Taehyung » Zaddy – one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine | ten | eleven | twelve | final [complete] » Nowhere Fast – one | two | three | final  [complete] » Surreptitious – one | two | three [hiatus] » Business [+Jungkook] – one | two | three » Crossroads – one | two | three | four » Nude – one | two | three | four | five [complete] » Enemy [+Hoseok] – one | two | three » oneshots: The Bet [+Jimin/Namjoon] | Fifteen Minutes | Home for Christmas | Games| Shelter » drabbles: Nude | Annoying friend | Zaddy  | Zaddy 2 | Zaddy 3 |  Zaddy 4 | Zaddy 5 | Business

Jungkook » Monster – one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine | ten | eleven | twelve | thirteen | fourteen | fifteen » Lightweight – one | two » Business [+Taehyung] – one | two | three » oneshots: Lollipop | Hands | Jasmine | Neighbors | Dalliance  » drabbles: Monster | Monster 2 | Monster 3 | Monster 4 | Forbidden | Business

Jimin » Sin City – one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine | ten | eleven | twelve | thirteen  | fourteen | fifteen » Benefits – one | two | three » Good Boy – one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight » oneshots: The Bet [+Taehyung/Namjoon] | Birthday Boy [+Yoongi] | Class President   » drabbles: Sin City | Sin City 2 | Sin City 3  | Good Boy    

Yoongi » oneshots:  Baby, Can I? | Red Dress | Birthday Boy [+Jimin] | Take Care | King of Wishful Thinking » Ocean Drive – one | two  [complete] » Self-Control – one | two | three [complete] » drabbles: Self-Control | King of Wishful Thinking 

Hoseok » Forbidden – one | two | three | four | five [complete] » Enemy [+Taehyung] – one | two » drabbles: Forbidden | Forbidden 2

Namjoon » Partners – one | two | three | four » oneshots: The Bet [+ Jimin/Taehyung] | A Favor | Jealous

Jin » oneshots: Perfect | Washing Machine | The Stranger | Creek Hill Apartments  Shownu » oneshots: Play It Cool | Who Do U Love

Other » Saudade: Oct 25th | Nov 11th | Dec 15th | Jan 12th

Text drabbles – Yoongi | Jimin 

This is iwritesinsnotfluff’s NCT masterlist.

[F] Fluff.

[A] Angst.

[H] Humor.

[M] Mature.

<R> Requested.

Full length fic

SERIES

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Sicheng

Moonlight café (barista!Sicheng, (n) reader) [F]

Surrounded by the magnificent smell of freshly made coffee and serene melodies that filled the air, the bud of a new love emerged in Moonlight Cafe, and it was time to let it bloom.

Ready to Take Off.  (dom!Sicheng, (fem) sub!reader) [M]

Where you’re horny after the Ready to Take Off video and can’t wait for Sicheng to come home.

Jaehyun

Dirty little secret. (office!au, (fem) reader) [M] <R>

Your father’s assistant works way too hard for what’s healthy, and you just want to help him relax a little bit.

Kun

Jealousy (dom!Kun, (fem) sub!reader) [M]

Having a secret relationship had been his idea, and he had thought he could deal with his group mates flirting with you. But one day he’s had enough of it, and decides to let everyone know that you’re only his.

Johnny

Naughty girl. (brat tamer!Johnny, (fem) brat!reader) [M] <R>

After hours of being ignored by your boyfriend at a party he dragged you to, you decided to do something about it. And what better way to do that than by making him jealous?

Taeyong

Break up with your girlfriend. (college!au, cheater!Taeyong, fuckgirl!reader) [M] <R>

You knew you shouldn’t want it, but you couldn’t help the demolishing desire you felt for the boy with the pink hair.

Chenle

Stealing your neighbor’s cat. (fake texts, best friend!Chenle, (n) reader) [H]

Multiple

Sleepover (dom!Kun, (fem) sub!reader, voyeur!Jaemin) [M]

Your sleepovers at the dorms always took an interesting turn.

Don’t stop (dom!Jaehyun, (fem) sub!reader with Johnny and Mark) [M] <R>

You knew you were playing with fire, but the thrill of getting burnt overpowered your common sense.