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ineffablejackass
9 months ago

Israel is now carrying out another massive terrorist attack in Lebanon. Similar to the pager attack yesterday, Israel is targeting electronic devices and making them explode all over the country:

Reuters news agency reported, citing both a security source and an eyewitness, that the devices involved in Wednesday’s explosions were portable radios, unlike the pagers that were attacked the previous day. Al-Mayadeen reported that the devices, apparently ICOM V82s, detonated, and β€œdue to the devices containing highly flammable lithium batteries, the explosions were severe.” β€œThe explosions caused massive fires in cars, motorcycles, apartments, and stores all over Lebanon,” the report added.

Several residential buildings and shops are on fire. Nine people have been killed so far, and hundreds more are wounded.

Israel Is Now Carrying Out Another Massive Terrorist Attack In Lebanon. Similar To The Pager Attack Yesterday,
Israel Is Now Carrying Out Another Massive Terrorist Attack In Lebanon. Similar To The Pager Attack Yesterday,

People with family in Lebanon are now receiving texts and calls from their loved ones telling them not to worry if they don't hear from them for a few days, as they're scared their phones might be rigged with explosives.

What do you call this, if not terrorism?

ineffablejackass
9 months ago

fanart for The Narcissist Cookbook (specifically for the song Human Design, an absolute banger)

(Also the skull anatomy is most definitely inaccurate, but I think I captured the vibe I wanted to)

Fanart For The Narcissist Cookbook (specifically For The Song Human Design, An Absolute Banger)

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ineffablejackass
9 months ago
ineffablejackass
9 months ago

So I’m a film student, and am really interested in making a documentary about being aromantic/ arospec and our experiences, and would really appreciate some responses about the sort of thing that would be liked to be topics of conversations and questions or any insight about what I could include and what you’d like to see come out of a documentary about aro experiences? Any response or feedback is welcome and appreciated 😊

ineffablejackass
9 months ago

While separating relationships into strictly sexual, platonic, or romantic or some combination of those is fine for understanding the aromantic and asexual spectrum at a basic level, we must eventually understand that some relationships will never fit into these categories and often queer relationships are more complex than that, and our definition of queer relationships must include abstract relationships.

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9 months ago
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ineffablejackass
9 months ago

jonny sims come outside. i just need a word. no i don’t have a baseball bat i just want to talk about how horror and tragedy are different genres. just a conversation jonny sims

ineffablejackass
9 months ago
I Don't Forgive You. But Thank You For This

i don't forgive you. but thank you for this

ineffablejackass
9 months ago

it really really does honestly

listening to horror podcasts is so silly because ill be having the worst day of my goddamn life and ill be like.. you know what i need? to listen to this sad wet cat british man have an even worse day and ya know what it actually helps

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9 months ago
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ineffablejackass
9 months ago

If we’re talking about parallels, can we talk about Alice Dyer and Georgie Barker who both happily embraced reconnecting with their ex-boyfriend from University in their time of need and wanted to be friends again to the point of welcoming them into personal parts of their life (staying at Georgie’s home/ Working in a very small staff at Alice’s weird job) but are both so upset that their stupid ex doesn’t know what’s good for him and keeps pressing forward into more and more dangerous situations despite Georgie/Alice’s warnings that this causes strain on their friendship?

ineffablejackass
9 months ago

yes, yes he would. and I hate it

i hate jon elias but. do you guys think elias would call jon his Magnus Opus?

ineffablejackass
9 months ago

I just re-listened to the episodes where Jon learns the truth about NotSasha. I got chills when he compares the tapes of Sasha’s and NotSasha’s voices.

Then he turns around and is like, β€œTim and Martin I’m sick so you should go home” like ??? Bruh

And then, the ever iconic, β€œit is remarkably easy to buy an axe in Central London.”

Oh Jon, you wet cat of a man

ineffablejackass
9 months ago

abso-fucking-lutely I love this

Funny. β€œCanaries should stay above ground” the statement that I feel like stuck in most people’s heads really enwraps Sam’s mistake. Funny that he didn’t listen to that first statement, that his downfall happened both times he entered spooky basements. The archivist and the betrayal of Celia both taking place underground.

It’s one of those statements that ring around peoples head, not exactly in the fear way but it has the same impact that β€œthe blanket never did anything” feels to me

ineffablejackass
9 months ago

what do you MEAN they FUCKING MISSED???

ineffablejackass
9 months ago

no no I agree

there's some tracks from fever dream that I really like, but idk I just love the bastards so much moree (and bbr side b is also up there for me)

I hate to say it, but…. Palaye peaked with The Bastards


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ineffablejackass
9 months ago

yayyyy ‼️

Eh Close Enough Welcome Back Mag 34 Anatomy Class Students

eh close enough welcome back mag 34 anatomy class students ‼️

ineffablejackass
9 months ago

How the actual fuck am I only just now figuring out that Johnny Sims is/was *in* The Mechanisms

I was scrolling around on this goddamn hellsite wondering to myself "a lottt of people seem to be talking about the mechanisms alongside the magnus archives, huh. wonder what those have in common"

I thought we had just decided those two things were inextricably linked for some unknowable reason

Anyway, that's sick, I'll have to check out their discography now


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ineffablejackass
9 months ago
In The Eye Of The Beholder

in the eye of the beholder πŸ’š

ineffablejackass
9 months ago

absolutely I agree

hot take apparently but i think it's good for white people to relate to poc's art. i think it's good for straight people to relate to queer art. stop acting like we're different species who could never possibly understand each other what the fuck is wrong with you

ineffablejackass
9 months ago

Sam 20 minutes before he gets thrown into a post apocalyptic world :

Sam 20 Minutes Before He Gets Thrown Into A Post Apocalyptic World :
ineffablejackass
9 months ago

yup. that about sums it up

so. to summarise that episode. uhm. colins probably dead. freddys fucked. lenas left. gwen has lenas job now. the rift was pulling celia. celia kinda manipulated sam to ultimately throw him in the rift. the archivist was there. but also went through the rift. sams essentially schrΓΆdingers cat???? all the while gwen, was just drinking in lenas office. the oiars total number of staff has just been halved. oh and a guy turned into concrete??? honestly not bad for a finale it would he worse (worms)

ineffablejackass
9 months ago
The Gentleness Of Jon's Answer & How This Small Exchange Mirrors Their Relationship In Season Four

the gentleness of jon's answer & how this small exchange mirrors their relationship in season four

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9 months ago
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