I Think I Saw A Post Like This Forever Ago But I Don't Wanna Go Thru The Effort Of Finding It So. Reblog

I think I saw a post like this forever ago but I don't wanna go thru the effort of finding it so. Reblog and put in the tags a major spoiler for a story you like, but (and this is crucial) keep it incredibly vague and don't say or hint towards what the spoiler is for. I'm gonna go first

"they're siblings"

"he's old"

"he's smart"

"old man in the house"

hi did you know i do pedicures for free.

i'd like to keep my toenails and not lose extra organs thanks

HOTEL MAINTENANCE RESPONSE

report from Void - Boiler Room

- he had it coming

- HEY HEY HEY with these portals we can finally navigate floor 17. also the AI has an... appeal

- YOOOOOOOO

- Do not pick up. Do NOT pick up.

- i thought you were gonna deal that with your probably illegal mayoral campaign??

- and i thank them for the delicious broth

- [sigh] hate being the infinite room guy. it's always "hey void may i borrow some of the boiler room for my mysterious statue collection?" "hey void, we accidentally ordered 6,900 copies of the bill nye cutout and we need somewhere to put them can we use your room" "oh void heads up we're storing our entire nuclear arsenal in the boiler room. lol" with you people. just once, just ONCE i would like to hear a "hi void how's your day?" "hey how's the boiler room? nice and dark and smoky and infinite?" "hey you can move some of your stuff into my room" "hey void how're those illegal experiments going?" "wow, soup? portals? writing? void your hobbies are so interesting". JUST ONCE!! but alas...

uh, anyway, room 96 is y'all's problem lmao bye

HOTEL MAINTENANCE REVIEW

TO VOID IN THE BOILER ROOM

Glad you took care of Gerald

Okay about the portals…..evil sentient AI is in fact BANNED from the hotel

Hatsune Miku may or may not be moving in with you (she’s in witness protection)

Area 51 keeps calling….should I be concerned?

Send Ted Cruz to the flesh pit (it misses him)

the black market thanks you for your organs

Speaking of which I need to store my new $800000 church organ in your room sorry

TO MARCELL IN ROOM 69

The weed business is great but this is not tegridy farms I will not tolerate a southern accent

Look about the uh things I’ve said uh…..9/11 is funny I’m sorry

Please never use a French accent ever again

OH MY GOD BABY

If you send me one more jamilton fanfic I will kms

Yes we can hang up the Halloween decor early this year

You can have bill nye tonight

General Notes

The lack of Colleen ballinger is good and appreciated

Why is it stinky in room 96

Why is it STICKY in room 96

Im doing it, are you?

CRESUS JHIST, here is the artfight ref sheet for my little goobers, just in time for artfight!(To end)

And because of this outrageous time management on my part, non artfight fanart welcome! (For the -3 people who actually care)

P.S: feel free to send character questions via asks (again, for those who care to do so)

Thanks in advance!

Out of Touch

look at my lawyer dawg im going to JAIL