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i looked at that image and heard the words "the pit" whispered to me and a loud guitar rifTHE FLESH PIT??
zippity zoppity. say goodbye to your property [The lightning storm pulls out a pile of legal documents.]
oh fuck take my son and leave me alone
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squishable. little guy. so small. in no universe would this little guy be 6'6, right? [ominous violin sting plays]
elon "the must" muskrät. what do you do?
elongated
[dramatic zoom in on my eyes] it cannot be... [i faint with an awful sigh and as i hit the ground drop of red slides down from my lip. i am inconsolable.]
elon "the must" muskrät. what do you do?
elongated
gelatinous greg and his poppin strings. when he walks in with a strum your ears will ring. with just one note and a will to kill. the lightning storm runs for the hills.
congrats you win court
zippity zoppity. say goodbye to your property [The lightning storm pulls out a pile of legal documents.]
oh fuck take my son and leave me alone
i'm sorry to inform you... your son... suffered an injury chasing away the storm...
he may have popped those strings for the final time.......
i am a qualified doctor.......
zippity zoppity. say goodbye to your property [The lightning storm pulls out a pile of legal documents.]
oh fuck take my son and leave me alone
say goodbye, sough dough
zippity zoppity. say goodbye to your property [The lightning storm pulls out a pile of legal documents.]
oh fuck take my son and leave me alone
Well, folks! Can Gelatinous Mercury (Greg) hold off the storm forever? Will Esophagus Edophagus survive this awful tragedy? Will Marcell ever return to reading fanfic, or will he be trapped in the elongation forever? Stay tuned! Same hotel time, same hotel channel!
[falls into a pit of gelatin]
zippity zoppity. say goodbye to your property [The lightning storm pulls out a pile of legal documents.]
oh fuck take my son and leave me alone
whg fhehllarf fh ogfer- [jello breaking noises] sorry. what the hell are you hiding in the other nine tabs
zippity zoppity. say goodbye to your property [The lightning storm pulls out a pile of legal documents.]
oh fuck take my son and leave me alone
don't just stand there in the same outfit as your currently dying son
what's in the tabs, marcell?
zippity zoppity. say goodbye to your property [The lightning storm pulls out a pile of legal documents.]
oh fuck take my son and leave me alone
you speak of the ukulele heathen, and yet your son possesses a stringed instrument. he is dying and so is her career, like you said. so many similarities, yes?
checkmate, expo marker.
zippity zoppity. say goodbye to your property [The lightning storm pulls out a pile of legal documents.]
oh fuck take my son and leave me alone
birthday and not anniversary. anniversary would imply a one time event.
but this post is alive.
and it's growing.
one could even say....
elongating
zippity zoppity. say goodbye to your property [The lightning storm pulls out a pile of legal documents.]
oh fuck take my son and leave me alone
a blessing from the depths. get in losers we're going shopping
it's got gerald in it
want some octopus soup?
I appreciate calamari but this is too far
there are two wolves inside of me
1. they live... in your city......
2. RATS (ohwAAOOOH)
you're telling me the answer to preventing band camp is barbie?
any advice on how to stop time. please.
indulge in hobbies you haven’t indulged in since you were a child. Confuse tf out of your developmental process. Play with dolls, make a biohazard with ur easy bake oven, ride a tricycle.
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Opinion on Europeans?
that's like asking me my opinion on sugary things. get more specific about your flavor (even though i enjoy their taste as a whole)
good food. ignoring a couple decades they seem pretty nice. not bad soup ingredieI MEAN i would love to visit
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Opinion on Europeans?
that's like asking me my opinion on sugary things. get more specific about your flavor (even though i enjoy their taste as a whole)
