Whg Fhehllarf Fh Ogfer- [jello Breaking Noises] Sorry. What The Hell Are You Hiding In The Other Nine

whg fhehllarf fh ogfer- [jello breaking noises] sorry. what the hell are you hiding in the other nine tabs

zippity zoppity. say goodbye to your property [The lightning storm pulls out a pile of legal documents.]

oh fuck take my son and leave me alone

you're telling me the answer to preventing band camp is barbie?

any advice on how to stop time. please.

indulge in hobbies you haven’t indulged in since you were a child. Confuse tf out of your developmental process. Play with dolls, make a biohazard with ur easy bake oven, ride a tricycle.

it's got gerald in it

want some octopus soup?

I appreciate calamari but this is too far

You were given teeth. Use them now and use them wisely.

i liked this ask so much i made it into a sign

a blessing from the depths. get in losers we're going shopping

birthday and not anniversary. anniversary would imply a one time event.

but this post is alive.

and it's growing.

one could even say....

elongating

zippity zoppity. say goodbye to your property [The lightning storm pulls out a pile of legal documents.]

oh fuck take my son and leave me alone