HSHABSBSB WHAT ALL I'D GIVE

HSHABSBSB WHAT ALL I'D GIVE

TO BE

UNDER THAT MAN

how to train a soldier 101 || jamil viper

even the fiercest soldier has a weakness. in jamil's case, it's you.

a/n: third-last ficlet of the series!! weeheehee reading all the comments and reblogs has been fun :D thank you so much for all za love fr!!

word count: 354 words

jamil viper birthday event [taglist closed!!]

jamil viper is attractive. you can attest to that , and so can other people, with the amount of people glancing at him while he works out in the asim family’s private gymnasium, male or female or otherwise (we respect all the genders out here). the problem was, he was so good-looking that he could be seduced by some of the definitely better-looking people out there with him (why did the scalding sands have so many good people wtf why are there no average-looking people). to combat that, you decided to conduct one of the riskiest missions of your life-

to slip underneath your boyfriend for kisses while he did his sets of pushups.

“ya albi,” jamil huffed as he came closer to the floor (and you), smirking as you kissed his nose, “you are thinking some nefarious things, and i’m not sure i want to be part of those.” 

“nope! nothing nefarious at all, jamii, what are you talking about? i’m the personification of an angel!” 

“yeah, the shaitan himself.” 

“rude. anyway, i wanted to do this thing i read about in novels where you’d generally slip under your lover who’s working out and give them kisses if they’re close to you.” 

“it’s definitely out of the goodness of your heart and love for me and not because some of the guards were staring.” 

“... i will neither confirm nor deny that.” 

“hayati,” jamil sighs, not stopping his exercise routine. “you’re my lover, you know that.” 

“doesn’t mean i can’t get jealous.” 

“of course. but they are my colleagues, and the younger asim’s servants. we’ve grown up together, and i assure you, none of us want to marry into each other’s families. we have enough burdens with one name as it is.”

“well, they’re staring, and i don’t like that, that’s it,” you mutter as you look away from the fondness in jamil’s eyes, suddenly too shy to be honest. “don’t look at me like that.” 

“you deserve to be,” jamil murmurs softly before he smirks at you and flops onto you, knocking the wind out of your lungs. 

“YOU MOTHERFUCK- I TRUSTED YOU! MEANIE!”

jamil (and leona) can ruin his own romantic moments.

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So GOOD AJSBSNNANS I WILL STEAL ALL THE HOODIES TO END UP LIKE THAT PFFF

hoodies and t-shirts and various other clothing || jamil viper

as revenge against you for stealing his hoodies during the winter, jamil steals your shirts. or tries to, at least.

a/n: we are late! but who cares tbh :P [inky does bc she spammed me] i'll prolly make up for the backlog on saturday or sunday!!

word count: 336 words [ugh it's so short]

jamil viper birthday event [taglist closed!!]

“look, you cannot keep doing this,” jamil starts with a sigh as you burrow yourself deeper into his quilt, occasionally peeking out. “no, look at me. Stop stealing my hoodies. i only have so many, you thief.” jamil sighs softly with a smile at your evil chuckle under his duvet, and he pulls it off of you as you gasp dramatically, covering your chest with your hands and crossing your legs as if you were naked. “give me back my hoodie.” 

“no.” you said as you stuck your tongue out, trying and failing miserably at getting the duvet back. “you’re always busy doing something, even without kalim, so i’m replacing my boyfriend. away with ye, fiend!”  

“fiend?” jamil gasps in the same way you did as you roll your eyes underneath him. “fiend? my word, the prefect of ramshackle has a horrible tongue, unleashing such vile insults onto their lover with no remorse. perhaps they deserve a severe punishment,” jamil huffs as he attempts to hold your wriggling limbs still and climb on you. “now, let us decide on your punishment.” 

“this isn’t my punishment?!” you whined underneath jamil as you kicked his back, or tried to, at least. “get off!! you’re heavy as hell!!” jamil refused to dignify your whining with a response as he dramatically put his finger on his chin, pondering what to do. “jamil!!”

“i have the perfect punishment!” he exclaimed as he jumped off you, walking evilly (is that even a thing? can walking be made evil?) towards your closet and pulling out a few shirts. "one shirt for every hoodie."

"what?! why??! that doesn't even make sense, how are you gonna fit in?!"

“i will find a way, shush.” 

“you find a way out yet?” you ask the raven-haired boy sitting on your bed as you cut him out of your shirt. “you owe me a fucking shirt.” 

“alright.” 

“we’re going shopping tomorrow.” 

“.سأعطيك كل شيء يا حبيبي"

“if you said something corny, i will kill you.” 

“i would never.”

jamil says "i will give you everything, my love.", by the way.

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Poor mans got traumatized but honestly he looked so good doing it shabshsbab

post ghost-marriage brain worming im finally getting out of my system

fresno nightcrawlers do Not exist in the twisted wonderland

I am so easily swayed by good looking fictional men.

It takes all of fifteen seconds of a scene for me to be like - this is it.

I will now use all of my maladaptive daydreaming skills to build our life together.

ode to the cunning snake

Pairing: Jamil Viper x gn!reader

Synopsis: you loved him, and you couldn't wait for the day the rest of the world could see the brilliant man he is

Tags: drabble, fluff, slightly poetic, reader is a simp for jamil

Word count: 610

Notes: happy birthday jamil!! fr when i read ch4 he did no wrong in my mind, but im so glad we're seeing more character development in ch5 and 6

Your lover's capabilities are a hidden treasure, known only to those fortunate enough to glimpse beyond his unassuming facade. Behind the mask of modesty, he possesses a brilliant mind and a vast reservoir of talents waiting to be unleashed. Whether it's effortlessly excelling in academics, or demonstrating an innate aptitude for leadership, his capabilities know no bounds. His adaptability, honed through years of concealing his true potential, allows him to navigate any challenge with grace and finesse.

Your lover's remarkable ability to remain prepared and adapt in unexpected situations is a testament to his innate resilience and quick thinking. Whether it's a sudden change of plans, a challenging problem, or an unforeseen obstacle, he navigates these moments with a calm and collected demeanour. He seems to have an uncanny knack for thinking on his feet, effortlessly adjusting his approach to ensure the best possible outcome. It's as if he carries a mental toolbox filled with solutions for every contingency, allowing him to tackle any challenge that comes his way with a grace and composure that inspires those around him.

Your lover harbours a complex relationship with the spotlight, torn between his aversion to its glaring attention and his deep-seated longing for acknowledgment. He's a master of fading into the background, content with the shadows and the comfort of obscurity, having spent days of his childhood faking at being average. Yet, beneath that modest exterior lies an undeniable thirst for recognition, a burning desire to have his talents and achievements celebrated by others. It's a delicate dance between humility and ambition, a constant struggle to balance the desire to stay in the shadows while yearning for the validation and applause that only the spotlight can offer.

Your lover’s true passion occasionally shines through the carefully crafted facade he wears, and those moments never fail to make your heart swell with an overwhelming sense of pride. It's as if a radiant light breaks through the clouds, illuminating his entire being with a captivating and irresistible energy. For a few, brief moments, as he loses himself to dancing, you are reminded of the incredible depth and beauty of his soul. His grace, his dedication, and the sheer joy he exudes while pursuing his passion are nothing short of enchanting. You can't help but marvel at the extraordinary talent he conceals so modestly, and your pride in him swells like a tidal wave, ready to crash upon the shores of the world and proclaim his brilliance to all who will listen.

You love how in the precious moments when the two of you find ourselves alone, the facade he meticulously maintains in the outside world fades away, revealing his true, genuine self with no façade put up for his status. He becomes wonderfully emotional, wearing his heart on his sleeve without reservation. Sometimes, he allows himself to be delightfully childish, overdramatic, and loving, embracing the carefree spirit that resides within him. There's an undeniable comfort in these moments, a trust that blossoms between you, for he knows he can speak his unfiltered truth without fear with you. He bares his soul, and in those raw, authentic conversations, it’s as if the world outside fades into insignificance, and it's just us, embracing the beauty of our genuine bond.

Your love every facet of him, from his hidden brilliance to his quiet strength, from his capabilities to his adaptability, and from his passion to his endearing childishness. Your love for him is a force that knows no bounds, a love that will stand by his side as he takes those steps toward the spotlight he so rightfully deserves.

Your lover, is none other than Jamil Viper.

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boobs or personality?! || jamil viper

asking your boyfriend if he dates you for your boobs or your personality.

a/n: @inkybloom-luv this is what i was telling you to wait for lolol

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