Scandalous Lion

Scandalous lion

@leonistic this is on you and your silly social media scandal sjahbsbsbs enjoy <3

Don't even care if it's ooc, which is a slay

756 words

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Idle but uptight chatter filled the room. Tonight was, for better or worse, a political dinner that Leona was somewhat forced to attend. Only somewhat because it was indeed his partner, Soru, who had made him go. They were, in fact, convinced this dinner would help with the economy around one of the borders of the Sunset Savannah. At least he was in attendance along with Leona, seated next to him too, so the oversized housecat would actually stay for the dinner. The adults were making important conversations when that nobleman's daughter, who was also in attendance, spoke right up to talk to Leona, out of boredom or whatever her motives were.

"So you're the second prince? You're hardly seen anywhere I thought you'd be slightly deformed or something like that.", she said, twisting her hair around her finger before continuing to speak "But you sir seem to be the opposite, you look quite good."

"Thank you. Your choice of dress is.. pleasant" Leona responded, rather reluctantly but politely. It was a woman speaking to him and he did receive a compliment. Though he usually did not care much for manners, tonight had to work. Why was he so set on it working out? Soru said they'd be his pillow for an entire day. For that, he'd even attend classes for a day.

They continued to eat, though most of the conversation making was left to Soru, simply because the young lady their age seemed to be trying to make moves on Leona. He didn't appreciate them, neither of them did. It wasn't like they were officially dating in the public eye, Leona just really didn't want to deal with that mess yet. Though whatever was happening now sure didn't help, since the flirting between the guest's daughter and him was not a mutual thing. Through sheer coincidence and perhaps foolish ideals on the noble's end of the line she kept saying all the wrong things, it was honestly quite embarrassing. Initially there was a press conference after this in a room adjacent to the dining hall they were using. The one they were in right now was larger to accommodate more people. He'd leave if the young lady continued, but that would leave Soru behind. In that moment, for whatever reason, be it a dust particle or someone, like ruggie, talking about Leona, he sneezed.

"I'd say king of beasts bless you, but I believe he's already done so." She said to him. "Listen, your highness, how about you and I take a walk together after dinner?" She asked, which he denied, but she didn't want to take that no for an answer it seemed.

Unfortunately that seemed to be the straw that broke the camel's back. He got up wordlessly, picking up Soru and throwing them above his shoulder.

"I was trying to be polite and let your sad attempts at flirting slide but no means no and I am not interested. I already have a lovely partner with which I am leaving. Good. day." He said, clearly through gritted teeth and bared fangs, taking long, proud and quick strides that reeked of aggravation.

He didn't care that he would be walking through a room where the press was waiting, not even when he threw open the door and in a single moment of uncalculated and rash thoughts, took a mic and with a stern voice he spoke into it.

"Listen up, this here is my partner and I don't want to be with anyone but him..!"

Sweet as those words were he did get smacked in the back by a slightly raging Soru, who could not believe that he just did that in front of a live camera feed before running off. It was so out there that Soru even brought it up again in his bedroom right as he laid down on them with basically his whole weight. He groaned against her stomach in response.

"'m not taking any more of that crap. People who don't take no for an answer should get bent." He almost growled. Really all he wanted to do now was hide in his lover's arms and maybe he could do that. Just until both of them realised the giant media scandal that was building up now, thanks to Leona's rash actions. I mean, who'd have guessed that Leona Kingscholar of all people would suddenly show up with a lover, nevermind one that seemed to be nonexistent, seeing as there were hardly any records of them at all.

I'm not awake enough to thoughts but I'm love this v much

my ambiamorous ass wants my five boyfriends bc i went to college on a saturday, so here's me spending my weekend with them 😳😳

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calling them over to play jenga, chess, and other board games on the carpeted floor while keeping snacks + dinner ready bc this finna go on for a while.

throwing namak para into leona's mouth while he lies down on the floor and calling it mini-basketball; it is the only form of basketball jamil loses at.

having kalim sleep on your lap while you cuddle and kiss him bc his rich lifestyle shows on his body- he's fluffy and soft and did i mention fluffy. like really fluffy.

jack cheats at chess and you let him while leona sulks- he doesn't want his own juniors to play dirty at a good, interesting game. ruggie calls him out on his bullshit while snuggling into your tummy. kalim steals your namak para like the stealer (ref to an smau) he is. jamil just wants to sleep next to you in peace.

jamil wins jenga all the time, while you win at carrom (luck is on your side). kalim is the boss of monopoly sorry. leona is extremely frustrated by that. ruggie is honestly a 50/50. jack is only good for moral support sigh :( he's such a big dumb boi (affectionate)

when you guys go to bed, you're sleeping on top of leona because he legit doesn't let you sleep anywhere else. jamil and kalim are on either side, while ruggie sleeps on jack. it's just a pile of limbs.

namak para is very tasty. like it's nice and crunchy. sorry for the amount of tags :(

note for moots: this is a minor excerpt from the self-insert fic i'm writing [@dove-da-birb, @azulashengrottospiano, @queen-shiba, @inkybloom-luv bc i told y'all about it]

Hey, there, Inky. If it's okay with you, can I be mutuals with you, please?🥺 If you don't wanna, I understand. Thank you.

JSNSKSNDJDNS OF COURSE YOU CAN!!

Following you back rn wjsjsnsnd go ahead and pick an emoji jajsjsnN >\\\< man

Giggling kicking my feet rn ajansnnssn

Jwhsbdjsnd I love these sm your Yuu-sona is still everything ajsbajb

low quality mc doodles from adhd paralysis waiting for my hair appointment

Don't worry I'm on it as I play 🫡

I know it’s been a long time now since book 5 came out, but the more time that passes and the more I reflect back on it, the more desperately I want to see slice-of-life content of the SDC crew’s time living in Ramshackle.

I want to see Vil and Jamil acting like tired parents when the first years and Kalim do or say something stupid! I want to see Kalim being included in typical first year shenanigans! I want to see Rook enabling their stupid ideas because he finds their enthusiasm and friendship beautiful!

Like, imagine them all sitting around the dinner table when one of the first years makes an inappropriate joke and at first everyone’s suppressing their laughter to avoid Vil’s glare, but after glancing around at each other, the giggles slip out and escalate into a full blown laughing fit!

I just really want to see them all acting like a sitcom family, y’know??!

Actually I think my friend did

*scrolling through tumblr* [I'm not drawing the zebra print that's on my shirt each time]

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*sees halloween rook*

*simp/crisis mode engaged*

Bonus internal reaction;

I have no fucking gems *internal québécois français screaming*