Innoodlewetrust - In Noodle We Trust

hey sorry your boyfriend’s escaped from azkaban. yeah, er, we don’t know how he did it either. no no one knows where he is. probably gonna have to put up mugshots of him… yeah think you’ll see him everywhere you go. and he’s heading for the school you’re teaching at too so, er… he’s gonna haunt you at your every turn. sorry about that

HP Kink Fest round 10 (2019) : Masterlist of DRARRY fics

@hpkinkfest || official masterpost || AO3 || ∑ = 57 fics + 2 arts The Mods : @kittymiaomeow & @writcraft

Catching the Niffler by @keyflight790 & @tsundanire [E, 10k] Voyeurism, exhibitionism

Close by @bleedngmagic [E, 1k] Edgeplay

Coming for what you want, Getting what you need by smirkingcat [E, 5k] Sex toys

Draco Malfoy Doesn’t Do Valentine’s Day by @magnolia822 [E, 5k] Orgasm delay/denial

Driven to Distraction by @malenkayacherepakha [E, 6k] Sexting

Hand Me Another by @drarryismymuse [E, 3k] Mirror sex

Misplaced Trust by @acciotomriddle [E, 3k] Drugged sex

Nah, You Won’t by @hedwig4evr [E, 2k] Prostate orgasm

Nobody Trips Over Mountains by @ladderofyears [E, 2k] Spanking

Plug In Baby by @ravenclawsquill [E, 11k] Kink negotiation

So It Goes Like This by @bangyababy [E, 2k] Dacryphilia

Take You Made by @tackytigerfic [E, 3k] Voyeurism

Tease Crossed, Eyes Dotted With A Little Heart by @diligent-thunder [M, 18k] Casual sex

Trouble, My Old Friend by @tepre [E, 21k] Sexual fantasy

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✔ other fests in 2019 ✔ fests in other years

In incepto finis est.

- Running on Air by eleventy7

study of beaches at night

do you remember the year Harry canonically lost interest in quidditch and rapidly became obsessed with Draco Malfoy? Because oh boy I sure do.

(aka this is a preview of the continuation of that depressing patronus comic shh)