What Do You Mean, 'Soap Died' No He Didn't, He Is Stuck In A Walmart Freezer, He's Not Dead And I'm Not

What do you mean, 'Soap died' no he didn't, he is stuck in a Walmart Freezer, he's not dead and I'm not delusional

He wanted to grab a pizza to heat for the team and accidentally got stuck in the freezer, Gaz took the picture and sent it to me as proof that he is alive...maybe frozen but he is fine!! and no, the part where he clearly doesn't die in mw3 is real, Laswell was just embarrassed and paid a model to make it look like he was Soap because she was ashamed to explain it to the higher-ups that a soldier got stuck in a goddamn freezer, 'doesn't sound badass'. The 'ashes' they spread are the burnt pizza because Ghost forgot he was in charge of heating it since the sergeant is in a Walmart...stuck.

This is my meal i call it...

Finally somebody else agreeing with me.

Frfr

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Guyss, everyone is always saying "Soap's stupid mohawk" but you know what?? I adore his mohawk so much and I really do think it suits his and that they couldn't have chosen a better haircut for him. Neil Ellice also absolutely nailed the mohawk. Just look.

Thanks for listening

He just needs ahug. He looks soo eepy. Along with mfking König

🥺<-literally his face

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myself as a moodboard

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Soap is lucky he's pretty

also i rly rly wanted to draw some of my fav kortac guys :) yes ik kortac is a pmc and they dont have a colonel