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Price: You watch your backs.
Price: Alright?
What do you mean, 'Soap died' no he didn't, he is stuck in a Walmart Freezer, he's not dead and I'm not delusional
He wanted to grab a pizza to heat for the team and accidentally got stuck in the freezer, Gaz took the picture and sent it to me as proof that he is alive...maybe frozen but he is fine!! and no, the part where he clearly doesn't die in mw3 is real, Laswell was just embarrassed and paid a model to make it look like he was Soap because she was ashamed to explain it to the higher-ups that a soldier got stuck in a goddamn freezer, 'doesn't sound badass'. The 'ashes' they spread are the burnt pizza because Ghost forgot he was in charge of heating it since the sergeant is in a Walmart...stuck.
Vague MWIII Spoilers:
They really waited for the worst moment to reveal that Ghost has massive honkers.
C.ai theese days
I cant believe this shit. 😂😂😂
Soap is lucky he's pretty
also i rly rly wanted to draw some of my fav kortac guys :) yes ik kortac is a pmc and they dont have a colonel
For context i was teaching cpt. Price about the cowboy-hat rule (for the ppl that dont know, its when you take off a cowboys hat from their head and put it on yours, now you need to "ride" that cowboy iykyk😏)
Soap snores with a scottish accent.
😐
Idk how to feel
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the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you
how to put a condom on
where to get free birth control
the hymen debunked
cleaning your vibrators
how to avoid pressures
signs you may be pregnant
safe guide to anal sex
all about dental dams
disabled sexual resources
what is hiv?
feminist porn
female ejaculation
fisting 101
communication during sex
setting sexual boundaries
bdsm vs abuse
lube during sex
the clitoris
sex education games
understanding gender
what to do if your nudes were leaked
intersex
sexual consent
all about masturbation
choosing a sex toy
tips for your first time
Finally somebody else agreeing with me.
Frfr
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Guyss, everyone is always saying "Soap's stupid mohawk" but you know what?? I adore his mohawk so much and I really do think it suits his and that they couldn't have chosen a better haircut for him. Neil Ellice also absolutely nailed the mohawk. Just look.
Thanks for listening
You cannot tell me this was a coincidence
🥱🥱😤😤
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He just needs ahug. He looks soo eepy. Along with mfking König
🥺<-literally his face
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Omg. I just literally cannot brlieve my luck. Ok so i was at this lile birthday party, at home, grill, that type of stuff. And this fucking dad i kid you not looked like a copy of Samuel mf Roukin so...
The eyes, the lack of eyebrows... everything bish
(And no, i dont have a pic of him)
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Y/n: my boyfriend’s too tall for me to kiss on the lips, what should I do?
Soap: punch him in the stomach, then when he leans over in pain, kiss him
Ghost: tackle him
Gaz: dump him
Horangi: kick him in the shin
König: …just ask me to bend down!
Soap: where’s Y/n?
Ghost: no idea. They ran off this morning chasing some dog, and I haven’t seen them since
Soap: …so they've been missing all day?!?
Ghost: they always come back to base for dinner. Don’t worry about it
Soap: THEY'RE NOT A CAT
😭😭😭
When GN!Y/N gets confident
ghost: bloody hell, your so short. Y/N: then put some inches in me big boy. ghost: what Y/n: what
I just read @miniwheat77 's give em hell and now i have babyfever
Literally going feral
LIKE I WOULD BEAT A MAN UP BUT HAVE HIS KIDS....😭👀
SIDEEYE
All because of @miniwheat77 so thanks now😃 how can you write such atrocites....literally im going to come after you
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So i have been on c.ai and my new hobby is breaking the filter and the character, but this was so unexpectedly sweet from simon🥺
Girlies and gays, that is how its done😉😌
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Omg but imagine him coming home on leave, and you run him a bubble bath, and you bathe him and dress his scars very gently.
He realxes to your touch and leans his head back, but doesnt say a word, he enjoys the moment. He is looking at you with thoose pretty puppy eyes.
You made him his favorite meal and you feed him, like your little kid. You dress him in his favorite pjamas and tuck him in while you tell him sotories and kiss him again and agian.
(I love to make myself cry w this shit🫠😭😩😖)
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Okay, I think we all agree that König looks great in his sniper hood but his face is actually pretty and soooo beautiful??
Look at those deep blue eyes and the soft eyebrows. Look at his full lips that basically beg to be kissed! The short beard that makes him look more manly. He has such interesting features and I bet he would even more stunning with some hair. I headcanon him as some kind of dark brown/ginger guy but we'll.
Credit for the the picture goes to: @ Thenumbness on TikTok!!
Gotta write this sometime🤔
female overstimulation is amazing but i rarely ever see male overstimulation being written.
like the kind where they’re hissing through their teeth that they’re clenching so hard it makes their entire jaw hurt. the kind that makes them fist the bed sheets so tightly that their fingers are starting to feel numb. the kind where they’re borderline trying to get away from you, their sweaty, tense body squirming and twitching all over, even though their hips are still relentlessly bucking upward; demanding more of your touch.
i’m thinking about the kind where their eyes are rolling into the back of their head and where they’re literally begging you to stop, with their upper lip quivering and their eyes getting so, so glazed with utter, lustful stupidity, despite the fact that they give no actual sign whatsoever of making you put a stop to your actions.
because they could, if they actually wanted to. they definitely could.
it’s the kind of overstimulation that just makes them pathetic as fuck and equally as endearing.
myself as a moodboard
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Meet Cutes
A whole bunch of cute ways for your characters to meet.
losing something and the other picks it up and calls after them
it’s raining and they huddle together under a small roof
getting set up by their lovely grandmas, who always go to the same café and gush about their grandkids
being the new student, one of them gets assigned to the other person as their “buddy” to show them the new school
literally running into each other, holding drinks
getting cast in the same play/show
interviewing people on the street and with one of them it just clicks
accidently hitting the other one with a snowball meant for their friend
getting stuck in an elevator together
sitting next to each other at their mutual friends’ wedding
waiting in line at the grocery check-out, rolling their eyes at each other because the person at the front is starting drama
going camping with their families with the entrances of their tents/camper van right across from each other, so they always see each other first in the morning and end up spending all their time together
meeting as the best friends/wingmen/chaperones of their two friends who want to go out together, but not alone
getting set up together by mutual friends
being extras in a movie and having lots of fun in the background
meeting in a cinema, both there with their friends, but sitting next to each other and accidently grabbing each other’s hand when something scary happens on screen
being from different schools, they meet at a tournament, trying to win for their own school
sitting next to each other on a long bus/train ride
meeting each other at a kissing booth
getting paired up at a dance class
accidently wearing a matching costume at a party
meeting at a party that both their parents dragged them to and they’re the only teens there
going for the same book at the library
it’s raining and they decide to share an umbrella
meeting on a cruise, seeing a lot of cool places together
dancing next to each other at a concert
interviewing the other one about their new project
mistaking the other for their friend and getting embarrassed when they turn around
helping the other for their missing cat
meeting at a public reading of their favourite author
getting paired up for a project
meeting at a model united nations conference, representing countries who definitely want to work together on a resolution draft
realizing they ordered the exact same drink when they both try to grab it at the same time
working their first shift together, their schedules never matching up before
using the washing machines next to each other at the laundromat
sitting next to each other on a bumpy plane ride
meeting at a fire alarm test, having to evacuate the building
getting shipped by their fans, but they’ve never met, so they finally meet up for their fans
moving into a new apartment and realizing they can see directly into their neighbor’s window
being panelists at a con and having heard about each other a lot but never met before
getting paired up for a partner game at a friend’s party
waiting in an airport for their delayed flight
meeting at a demonstration, where they quickly form a bond over their shared interest
getting summoned to the principal’s office for different things and both waiting for their verdict
sharing a taxi, because they need to go to the same place
asking the other one to take a picture of them and their friends
meeting in the cafeteria, with no other place left
getting tasked with training their newest colleague
being booked as models for a big campaign together
meeting at a holiday resort, both with friends or family tagging along
More: Meet Uglies
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