*bleeding To Death Because The Paramedics Cant Break The Windows To Get Me Out Of My Stupid Fucking Truck*

*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

silly au i made

jimmy got cursed and turned into a bird so theyre looking for the sea witch that can reverse the curse

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

Basically what happened to me yesterday:

Anyways Joe hills reblogged my post yesterday and it was incredibly funny and Joe if you are seeing this somehow know that you are hilarious and your timing is impeccable

I hate physics because never before in my life have I had to type, in a serious paper, "10 kilometers per hour-second."

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WHY WOULD YOU WRITE IT LIKE THAT?

Hour-second sounds like a kid made it up.