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I saw this moment is Gem’s castle video and knew I had to draw it. He’s just perched there and it’s so perfect, also the moment when he was so happy to get his wings was adorable. I love little pesky bird grian. Life’s been quite busy , and most of my free time has gone to sketchbook practice or writing (which is something new I’ve taken up). I’m only at around 6000 words so far but I like the direction it’s going. Not sure if I’m ever going to put it online if I do finish it, but maybe I’ll consider. So yeah I’ve been up to a lot lately but I’m glad I got to finally watch the castle vids since I got to make this :]
The longer you look at the post, the more unhinged it gets.

Basically what happened to me yesterday:



Anyways Joe hills reblogged my post yesterday and it was incredibly funny and Joe if you are seeing this somehow know that you are hilarious and your timing is impeccable
In-Universe reasons for Impulse to still be a "Scott" In Gem & the Scotts:
His middle name is Scott
'Scott' is fairly close to how you pronounce his demonic/draconic/etc. name; the fact that it sounds like a common overworld name is a coincidence
Impulse also hails from Scottland
Impulse had to pay to get into the band; his version of 'scot' is referring to the payment/taxes/etc. definition of the word (as used in the phrase 'scot-free')
He actually has nothing in common with the name at all. Gem and Scott just liked the band name Gem & the Scotts because it sounded cool. Impulse thought it was hilarious because it meant everyone got confused as to why he was one of "the Scotts"
The original band costume designs were less rock and more 70's Scooby Gang, and Impulse's outfit was inspired by Fred. The ascot went away, but the name stayed

I hate Crocs.

*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎


silly au i made
jimmy got cursed and turned into a bird so theyre looking for the sea witch that can reverse the curse


no idea what yore talking about but you seem pretty tortured by it. smashin that like button ♥️

can you watch how hard i can CRY
my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

New meme format

this might be my favorite narrator line

also while i’m still logged in .. some old traffic art ^_^
i originally posted these to twt but i’m not on there anymore 😵💫



I hate physics because never before in my life have I had to type, in a serious paper, "10 kilometers per hour-second."
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? WHY WOULD YOU WRITE IT LIKE THAT?
Hour-second sounds like a kid made it up.

Dying mermaid, hungry fish… Feeding from those who've consumed you, reclaiming flesh.

magic mountain crew ! ⛰️ 🪄 🌸
last drawing bfore i study, all requests i will do after my exams :3 i might turn this into a keychain for myself tehe
some designs were made on the spot since i didnt have any designs for them lol.. alsoi noticed that i have not drawn skizz bfore, i rlly should draw him more often.
individuals down below :3








rahhhh chery mountain my beloveds 😢😢🩷
Mumbo Jumbo, I made you a redstone tutorial for sand retrieval!

From making his own acapella version of Doc's intro to Mumbo's title screens, Joe displays a deep understanding of the art of muppetry which is creating charming comedic parodies of other people/stories. Like muppets treasure island or muppet christmas carol before him, in this essay I will-
Three brooos chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cau- *gunshots*
