Thanks, Im Devastated.

Thanks, I’m devastated.

I can’t be held accountable for my urge to fuck with the effects on 80% of the photos I take for no reason. I’m only a man.

I’d die for him

Imma break my not interacting with assholes rule, because it occurs to me, if I’m in the mood to be a dick to someone, bigots and assholes are exactly who I should direct that energy towards

He’s the Devil that stepped up (my point isn’t that he’s a dad to Charlie; he’s just way more demonic and Lucifer-esque than this show's actual Lucifer, which which is why their pissing contest is hilarious to me. Like look at Lucifer: he's just a depressed little guy with immense power. Alastor eats people for fun.)

If I had a nickel for every time a came across a rhyming whale in an rpg-

-I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

I think I have enough speghets for a whole ghetti!!!