I Think I Need Kinda Sorta Au Where The League Adopts Hawks. Like Shigaraki Looks At Hawks' Fake Smiles

i think i need kinda sorta au where the league adopts hawks. like shigaraki looks at hawks' fake smiles and unnatural upbeating attitude and he's like 'yeah he's like us i can feel it in my guts'

or hawks decides to tell the league about been sold to HPSC to gain their trust but ends up sobbing on the couch and dabi (been scandalous bitch he is) hits him with 'yep no fuck hawks you're keigo from now on'

i'm not saying that i wanna hawks to become a villain i want him to have a family. so like it would be fun if the league stays a villain organization and hawks stays the no.2 hero and they are just... really weird kind of family. like neither hawks nor the league leaks valuable information about attacks and stuff. it's casual like 'don't mind us it's just me and my family of the most wanted criminals of Japan'

mr. compress, coming in terms with adoption of another traumatized young adult: man kurogiri will be pissed.

14 y.o. me, finding out that autism can be a reason to decline gender affirming surgeries and transition in general: well i guess it makes sense doctors probably know what they do

20 y.o. me, randomly remembering this not-so-fun fact: wait, that's fucked up

me, after leaning that been absolutely drained after most of the social interaction to the point where i can't properly function and been in my own head 24/7 is not in fact been introverted and nerdy: oh, who would've guessed

kageyama this hinata that

okay i get it

but what about ukai what about my boy

i love him more than anything and i will die on this hill

i like the idea of toya and keigo meeting each other when they were kids. i know this hc has WILD angst potential, but i really into imagining them as a couple of weird kids with zero social skills.

hear me out what if toya as a child had obsession with dinosaurs? like he was really into scientific side of it, reading articles, keeping an eye to new theories and stuff.

did you know that bird-like dinosaurs (it's basically the coolest meat-eating animals EVER) are related to modern day birds? so

one day toya met keigo aka a bird kid

keigo, anxiously: hey?

toya: oh my lord

keigo: what? did i do something?

toya: omg dude you'rE BASICALLY A DINOSAUR

toya: NATSUO LOOK THIS GUY IS DINOSAUR THAT'S SO COOL

keigo: ....kay

and a lot of years later dabi comes up with his dramatic ass reveal and all the heroes need to come up with some excuse to smooth the consequences.

and hawk just sits somewhere like: can't believe that the freak who tried to burn me alive is the same guy who called me a dinosaur 15 years ago

sorry i don't think i would ever recover from opening for season seven and my flashbacks of 2014 tokio ghoul