HiJinx 101 As Incorrect Quotes

HiJinx 101 as Incorrect Quotes

Warren: “I miss you” is the nicest text you can receive. Haley: “I bought a monster truck.” Leo: You’re both wrong, it’s “I have too much money, you can have some.” Sage: “I got you pizza.” Lisa: Fools! I present to you this: “Leo is driving to your house right now.” Haley: “Mae had too much money so they’re driving to your house in a monster truck with a pizza that they got for you.” Warren: “…Because they missed you.”

*Sage falls over* Leo: Sage! Are you alright? Sage : Is that you, God? Leo: What? Sage : It's just, you sound a lot more like Leo than I expected.

Warren: What’s something you guys are better than Sage at? Sakura: Mario Kart. Haley: Yeah, video games. Mae: Emotional vulnerability.

Chloe: Are you a cuddler? Viktor: I'm a machine of death and destruction. Chloe: Viktor: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.

Haley: Some people are like slinkies. Warren: What? Haley: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Warren: Warren: Please don't push Lisa down the stairs. Haley, pushing Lisa down the stairs: Too late.

Andy & Mae:*Playing video games* Chloe: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games? Andy: *silence* Mae: *silence* Chloe, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you? Andy & Mae in shame: Yeah...

Haley: Is stabbing someone immoral? Andy: Not if they consent to it. Sage: Depends on who your stabbing. Warren: YES??!!?

Tony: You have friends and I envy that. Rita: You're welcome to share my friends. Tony: *looks at Enzo and Kai* Tony: I don't want those.

Chester: What do you call disobeying the law? The Squad: A hobby. Chester: *crosses their arms* The Squad: That we do not engage in.

Enzo: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who. Scarlet: Voldemort? Enzo: No. Scarlet: Is it Voldemort? Enzo: It's not Voldemort. Scarlet: You haven’t mentioned wizards once this conversation, so I’m gonna have to assume it’s Voldemort.

Kai: If I run and leap at Chester, they will most certainly catch me in their arms. Kai, running towards Chester: Coming in! Chester: No! I’m holding coffee! Chester: *Drops coffee and catches Kai*

Me and @bamthebatmobile

Oh, if only I knew how to make/tune FNF voice chromatics

(og meme template not mine btw)

random hijinx 101 fact:

Despite being into emo subculture and being/dressing up as an emo herself, Chloe's actually a pretty good therapist and is even willing to comfort people when they feel down (especially her friends)

Gays in pajamas🏳️‍🌈🌙

Reference used in the second image:

OMG MY CHILDHOOD

mesmerizer planet dolan .. oh wow..

took a few weeks to make but i did it js fa gng ;-;

V references i made