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Predictable outcome. Should try again though, might succeed that time.

I’m having a drink, I want it known I am having ONE drink. ONE. SINGULAR. I AM HAVING ONLY ONE DRINK

Pro tip: before you get to drunk to remember to, set an alarm way too early, and then prep your night stand and living room table (or wherever you likely pass out) with something that’s easy to drink (and water too). Then wake up, get drunk and happy, fall asleep for a few more hours, and then you’re ready to stumble to the kitchen to really get trashed again! Gotta plan ahead.

the best part about waking up early with a buzz is that you can start drinking early

A new normal.

Laurine

it is. I really enjoy the thought of two girls hanging together, one with huge tits, the other rather flat. And the girl with small tits always drinks way to much because she feels inferior for her flat chest. Her “friend” understands this and encourages it, both supplies her with drinks, and always have revealing cleavage whener they see each other, to really point out the differences.

Bigger is always better

Lucky that she didn’t spill her beer! She needs it when she comes to.

Girl just had the best night. So good it was caught on tape so she can be remembered of it if she ever questions her life choices. 🥰

Por eso van siempre juntas al baño

someone is having a good day! This is peak life.

imm crossed af and iv just been feel9ng Mt wet pussy all d a y I've been drinking since I wokr up thi smorn8g. God of a lov e being an alcoholic

It's 3:30pm heee on thr west costdc and i m so fuck ed ip yup

it’s not alcoholic if you only drink at work when you need to cure a hangover. All for productivity, right?

The cure for hangovers!

We all know it’s a win win exchange going on here. Keep it up. Enjoy your vices!

At some point, the brain just collapses, and even the basic balance and motor skills seize to function. Josie had developed a certain nack to throw it down so fast and then not accepting passing out that she was usually a spectacular sight, even at the pre party.

I find this unbelievably hot. I just wish it was me that half naked was chugging away in the backseat of a car on my way to somewhere I would make a complete fool of myself.

Keep chugging bb

The first hour might be a bit rough, but after that it will go down so smooth.

This right here is the perfect body. <3

Can we get some booby appreciation 🙃

Like this? 😘

If we are really doing this: remember that alcohol is an addictive poison. It will hurt your mind and body, and exposure to it might lead to addiction. It is documented to be one of the worst addictions to recover from. Kinks are fun and all, but alcohol i dangerous and might hurt your life forever.

Random ass safety post abt alcohol intox btw this is just experience based advice

Have a respectful partner (obv)

Set your own boundaries in advance cause its hard to stick to them once smashed

Drink water. At least 2L a day

Take electrolytes cause alcohol is a diuretic and doubly so if youre drinking a lot of water.

Make sure to eat something every now and again depending on the length of your scene

Take vitamins esp vitamin b

Dont take aspirin unless your doctor tells you cause both aspirin and alcohol make you prone to bleeding. (I know aspirin is a common hangover headache cure, but not the best if youre drinking especially if drinking heavy)

Try to make sure to get as good quality sleep as you can

Lay on your side if you feel sick

Brush your fucking teeth, your mouth suffers from alcohol and if you throw up even more. You dont want problems in there. 2x a day is fine.

If youre so unsteady youre very prone to falling lay down or sit on your bed or whatever cause youre not gonna notice how hurt you are should you get hurt

Make sure you know how alcohol interacts with your meds if you take any

Be honest with paramedics and nurses should push come to shove

Practice from a place of self love and self acceptance

Aftercare for both you and your partner no matter who takes what role

Alcohol is a depressant, dopamine crashes happen esp combining d/s with it

If youve been drinking several days, dont stop drinking suddenly. Im serious sounds weird but start upping your water intake and lowering your booze intake like you would with like, antidepressants. Withdrawals are a real thing and you can limit the symptoms.

it’s really for the best.

Have you ever met a real scientist? They do love their science like that. 🥰

The sisters

Jemma loved to follow her elder sister to parties. She was however mindful that she wasn’t as well endowed as Jessica, and often felt nervous talking to the cute elder guys. Self conscious, Jemma often left early and sad. Jessica and her boyfriend had however found a solution for the younger girls anxieties. They helped her to a lot of liquid courage. More, every time, it seemed. 

Jessica felt so fulfilled when she helped her already stumbling sister into the party. Jemma could hardly keep her eyes open as she  swayed in the kitchen. “Here she is! Have fun!” Jessica shouted to no one in particular before slumping down to a chair herself. The room was spinning dangerously. Tom, her boyfriend, had explained that Jessica needed to keep up with her sister, so the younger girl wouldn’t feel used. As she accepted a new drink from Tom, she was vaguely aware that a couple of guys was leading Jemma away. She downed half the drink in one go, as Tom had taught her. He was really the best, Tom.

I sure can not. I would love to cum in seconds like that tho.

If she starts bouncing on your dick, can you handle it?😍🤩🤔

Neiva Mara

Yeah. Passing out prematurely is the biggest problem when I’m drinking to. But as you state: you can always try again. Good luck. ❤️

Just took my walk around my apartment, I am feeling good, a bit hit though I think I shoukd start taking off some of these layers

Breathalyzer: 0.02 I got a long way to go

Time for another deink

Props for good documentation. I hope the night continued a long time.

Just took my walk around my apartment, I am feeling good, a bit hit though I think I shoukd start taking off some of these layers

Breathalyzer: 0.02 I got a long way to go

Time for another deink

I like it when it looks like the belly will attack me.

Beer belly 😮‍💨

A dream

This is a real snippet of a dream I had tonight. I don’t really remember the rest of it, but this section is very clear.

So, I was sitting at a table, representing some interest group (which is something I sometimes do in my life), in negotiations with a woman. I don’t remember the context. Suddenly, she produces a glass, and a bag-in-box white wine. She poured a glass. Looking at me all the time. Then she pushed the glass over the table to me. All the while looking at me, condescending and knowingly. I knew that we both knew that if I drank, I would want more, until she could have me accept any outcome of the negotiation, until I would sign away any rights or whatever, just for another drink and to please her. And I also knew that she knew that it turned me on that she could so easily control me and make me give up my beliefs like that. I got so hard in the dream.

Somewhere a conscious part of my mind registered the dream and concluded that this is so hot. I want this to happen in real life. I was so horny and so longing for alcohol when I woke up.

Yes, I need this kind of help in my life.

me and who‼️⁉️

Good everyone don’t need to function. Don’t need grasp of their surroundings.

i want to be forced to call off work tomorrow 🤤

i want to be kept awake all night long, and i want to be fed edibles consistently through the night so that i slowly lose track of time and how high i already am

i want to lie helplessly in our bed while the hours tick by, while you turn up the vibrator pressed to my clit so slowly i think im just getting hornier, while you feed me just one more gummy and one more gummy and one more gummy

all of a sudden it's 4am. im on the edge of an orgasam, i cant move any part of my body, and i cant think in words anymore. the room is spinning amd my pussy feels so wet and swollen i cant remember it being any other way

around 6am you take my phone and text my boss. you tell her (pretending to be me) that i think i have food poisoning and i cant come in to work today. before she texts back you turn my phone off and put it away. you take my watch too so i cant tell time anymore. not that i can lift my wrist to see it anyway

i dont know what time it is anymore but you feed me another edible and that makes me smile, it cant be too late in the evening bc i havent even cum yet, i cant find my phone but that's okay, good girls dont need phones

good girls dont need to go to work, good girls dont need to cum ☺️🤤