So Yall Telling Me I Have To Marry A Real Person That Wont Be Suna Rintarou? Lame

so y’all telling me i have to marry a real person that won’t be suna rintarou? lame

Made me cry like a little bitch 10/10 recommend

Your Babies Masterlist

MASTERLIST

Sano Shinichiro x f!Reader

Genre: Fluff, Established Relationship, Crack, Angst

Status: Ongoing

Synopsis: Drabbles of your life being Sano Shinichiro's girlfriend.

Playlist that I made for Your Babies (songs that I usually listen to while writing chapters for Your Babies, it gives off the vibe that I want Your Babies to have and it might set the mood for when you're reading Your Babies, who knows~)

Chapter 1

A trip to the Principal’s Office ft. Kiddie Meals

Chapter 2

Business trip ft. Drama king

Chapter 3

Not proposing in the bathroom ft. Manjiro pillow

Chapter 4

No kissing zone ft. Izana

Chapter 5

Staying in contact ft. Kids

Chapter 6

Late night dinner ft. Sausage thief

Chapter 7

Finally falling asleep ft. Midnight visit

Chapter 8

Emma's arrival ft. Lunch run

Chapter 9

A little lunch break ft. Shinichiro's girls

Chapter 10

Sleep overs ft. Clingy boys

Chapter 11

Easy money ft. Idiotic friends

Chapter 12

How it started ft. How it ended

Chapter 13

Not so lonely dinner ft. New job

Chapter 14

First day ft. Seeing him

Chapter 15

Shinichiro's problem ft. Your boys' good deed

Chapter 16

Prom partner ft. Trading boys

Chapter 17

Idiots to... friends? ft. F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Chapter 18

The reward ft. Early preparations

Chapter 19

My Universe ft. Are you lonely?

Chapter 20

Jealousy jealousy ft. My princess

Chapter 21

Genuine confessions ft. Revelation

Chapter 22

Don't do it ft. Threats

Chapter 23

Date ft. Househusband

Chapter 24

Dance with me ft. Talking to myself

Chapter 25

Ramen and Beer ft. Our past

Chapter 26

More kids ft. I'd pay to spend a night with you

Chapter 27

Tell me ft. Crying again

Chapter 28

Leaving ft. Cigarettes

Chapter 29

Forts and Sleepovers ft. Your Snowmen

Chapter 30

Adoption Papers ft. Little Caterpillars

Chapter 31

New Shop ft. Budget

Chapter 32

Arguments ft. Guitars

Chapter 33

Making up ft. Punching bag

Chapter 34

Beginning of the End ft. The In Between

Chapter 35

Yes ft. Blue Balls

Chapter 36

Surprise ft. Protect

Chapter 37

Dim Stars ft. Hope

Chapter 38

It's fine ft. Worse

Chapter 39

Memories ft. Nightmares

Chapter 40

Wait for me ft. Home

Chapter 41

I'll stay ft. I care

Chapter 42

Start again ft. Dreams

Chapter 43

Repeat ft. Cigarettes

Chapter 44

Hospital Bills ft. Don't get hurt

Chapter 45

Run away ft. Mikey Gossip

Chapter 46

Luck ft. Mothers

Chapter 47

Confessions ft. Heart Monitor

Chapter 48

Help me ft. Wait

Chapter 49

Family ft. No sides

Chapter 50

Siblings ft. I'm sorry

Chapter 51

Sano Siblings ft. Life

Bonus: Takemichi

Bonus: In Another Life

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If there is anything I love more there isn’t

Flesh

Spencer Reid x Female Reader [Requested]

A BAU drinks night was always a priority when they had a new agent onboard. For a group of profilers, they sure read the agent wrong.

Word Count: 1635

Category: oh idek what this is Warnings: bit of language, talk of sex, bro I have no idea

Author Note: Ok I’m in a manic mood and I’m not sure where I’m gonna go with this. No smut exactly, purely a little snippet that my angel anon requested! Requests are open for Hotch or Reid, request pile is empty now! - Marley

Songs: Flesh - Simon Curtis

Masterlist Link

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      “That bar!” Garcia squealed as she clutched Morgan’s arm, pulling him towards her as her free hand pointed to the bar on the opposite side of the road, the words ‘Karaoke’ glowing in a fluorescent pink through the window.       “What happened to darts? I like beating men at darts!” JJ grumbled as she watched Penelope drag her colleague away, making a beeline for the bar.       “Baby girl, would you slow down?” Morgan’s voice echoed across the street, causing Prentiss and JJ to chuckle.        “I guess we’re going to a karaoke bar,” Hotch mumbled, sighing and following the couple across the road, the rest of the team not far behind.        The bar lounge was fairly small, but cosy and inviting. It had a retro feel to it, with classic music stars’ memorabilia scattered along the walls and a Madonna shrine nestled in neon fairy lights behind the bar. The agents claimed a booth next to the bar, and set Rossi and Hotch on a mission to fetch the drinks in. They arrived back with a tray of beers, shots and a pitcher of some kind of cocktail.        “Y/N gets two shots because she’s the new baby,” Emily clapped, pushing two little glasses towards her, and cheered when she drank them down, barely flinching at the burning taste.        “I’m not the baby!” Y/N whined, grabbing a bottle of beer and taking a huge swig.        “You’re younger than Reid, you’re the baby!”         Y/N rolled her eyes, taking another swig of her beer. She was tired of hearing the same thing over and over again. She loved the team, they’d made her feel so welcome and she truly felt like a part of the family, but she was so sick of being labelled as ‘the baby’. True, she was the youngest - but the agents had the upmost faith in her, especially out in the field, and she’d proven herself to be an intelligent, trustworthy and respected agent. But she was still considered innocent, at least by their standards.         “So, who’s singing?” Penelope burst out, grabbing the karaoke song book from the middle of the table and flicking through it. Morgan looked over her shoulder, chuckling.      “Well, everything is from the last two centuries, so nothing for you pretty boy,” He quipped at Reid, who furrowed his brow but managed to let a chuckle slide.        “I think Baby should sing a song,” Reid grinned, holding back laughter as Y/N shot him a look. He knew that nickname got on her nerves, but sometimes he just couldn’t help but use it.        “I think the fuck not,” Y/N smirked, as Penelope gasped.        “I think so, sweetness. I will drag you to that DJ booth if i have to, now go!” She pointed towards the DJ’s set up next to the stage, motioning manically to Y/N.        “Damn it,” Y/N mumbled as she stood up and weaved her way past her team. As she walked away, she heard Prentiss trying to make a bet with Hotch on what Y/N was going to sing. It felt so insulting to hear that ‘Barbie Girl’ was mentioned in that bet, and Y/N’s eyes narrowed as she moved further away. She knew exactly what song she was going to sing, and they were both gonna lose the bet.         “Hi, girlie. Whatcha wanna sing?” The DJ greeted her as she smirked.         “Do you have Flesh by Simon Curtis?” She asked, batting her eyelashes lightly as the DJ turned a little red and typed on the keyboard to his laptop.        “Are you sure that’s what you wanna sing?” He mumbled, but Y/N just gave him a sickly sweet smile as she made her way onto the stage and grabbed the mic.        The team’s full attention was on her as a few seconds of silence ensued before the track began playing. No one recognised the introduction when the song began, apart from the guy who apparently ‘didn’t know any track from the last two centuries’. Spencer’s jaw dropped wide open as the bass line revealed a familiarity in his brain, the dots connecting as he realised what song it was. What kind of song it was.        “Oh shit,” He gasped under his breath, but loud enough for Hotch to hear him.        “What?” He quizzed, but Spencer shook his head and leaned back in his seat, refusing to take his eyes away from Y/N. The rest of the team spared a glance towards him.        “Maybe we shouldn’t call her Baby anymore,” he whispered, but everyone heard him.

‘This is not the way into my heart, into my head Into my brain, into none of the above’     Y/N’s voice was silky smooth, almost hauntingly sweet as she began singing, slowly swaying her hips in a delicate fashion, barely noticeable. ‘This is just my way of unleashing The feelings deep inside of me The spark of black that I seem to love’

    “What’s so bad about this?” JJ asked, but Reid kept his eyes on Y/N, holding a finger up to JJ to shush her. He was too intrigued.

‘We can get a little crazy just for fun, just for fun Don’t even try to hold it back, just let go Tie me up and take me over Till you’re done, till I’m done You got me fiendin’ and I’m ready to blow’

    “Wait, does that mean–”

‘Push up to my body Sink your teeth into my Flesh Get undressed T-taste the flesh’

    “Oh my God,”

‘Bite into me harder Sink your teeth into my Flesh Pass the test Taste the flesh’

    Y/N swayed her hips more, losing herself in the words as she sang, but found herself staring straight back at Reid. The look on his face lit a small fire in her belly, the curiosity in his gaze giving her goosebumps.

‘Hold me up against the wall Give it till I beg Give me some more Make me bleed I like it rough Like it rough, rough, rough Push up to my body Sink your teeth into my Flesh’

    “But she’s so little. What? She’s our little Baby!” Penelope stuttered, as Morgan chuckled next to her.     “Well damn, she’s proving us wrong,”     “Wait, how the hell did our other Baby know this song?”      The team’s attention slowly turned to Reid, who was still fixated on Y/N. He’d leaned forward in his chair, his elbows resting on his knees as he watched her, completely in awe of the version of Y/N on that stage - a version of her that he’d never seen before, a version that was making him feel something that he’d never known. Was he sweating?

‘Hold my hands above my head And push my face into the bed Cause I’m a screamer baby Make me a mute You put your hand upon my neck and feel the pulse Beat beat beat beat It’s like a trigger Get me ready to shoot’

    He could imagine every single word Y/N sang, imagining it with only him and Y/N in the room, and he bit his lip unconsciously.

‘Wanna wrestle with me baby Here’s a sneak Little peek You can dominate the game Cause I’m tough I don’t play around that often When I do I’m a freak So you’d better believe I like it rough’

    Y/N winked as she sang the last line, leaving Spencer feeling even more worked up and the rest of the team in utter confusion. No one knew what to say or do, but to only watch Y/N on stage and watch Reid’s reaction, feeling like they were intruding on a personal serenade between the youngest agents.

‘Push up to my body Sink your teeth into my Flesh Get undressed Taste the flesh Bite into me harder Sink your teeth into my Flesh Pass the test Taste the flesh’

     Reid still couldn’t take his eyes away from Y/N’s.

‘Hold me up against the wall Give it till I beg Give me some more Make me bleed I like it rough Like it rough, rough, rough Push up to my body Sink your teeth into my Flesh’

   Y/N finished the song with a captivating smirk, and stalked her way back over to her team, Spencer’s eyes following her. His mouth still hung open as he stared at her whilst she giggled at Garcia, who spluttered and stuttered her way through a confused telling-off.     “L/N, I don’t think we should call you Baby anymore,” Rossi chuckled, as Y/N drained the last of her beer, making her way to the bar.    “Or kid, or anything else to do with my age, please!” She giggled.     Reid found himself wandering over to the bar and standing next to Y/N, suddenly too awkward to make eye-contact with her. He stared at the wall in front of him for a few moments, ordered himself another drink and then continued to zone-out until Y/N broke the silence.    “So, you liked my song?” She smirked, and Reid’s head snapped towards her. He wasn’t sure where the confidence had suddenly come from, but he found himself reaching down to grab her chin lightly.   “I’m still calling you Baby,” He smiled softly, seeing the playful and flirty  glimmer in her eyes. He took a sip of his drink as she smirked even more,   “Sure you can, when I’m lying in the backseats of your car,” she whispered as she walked away from the bar, hearing Reid spit out his drink in shock behind her. She stopped for a moment and turned around.   “Naked,” she teased. Reid gulped, taking another sip of his drink to cool down as Y/N sat back down with the team. He couldn’t help but picture it. By the time he managed to gain his composure to sit back down with the team, one glimpse of Y/N had him imagining it all over again.

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A reminder for myself

This is a summary of college only using two pictures; expensive as hell.

That’s my Sociology “book”. In fact what it is is a piece of paper with codes written on it to allow me to access an electronic version of a book. I was told by my professor that I could not buy any other paperback version, or use another code, so I was left with no option other than buying a piece of paper for over $200. Best part about all this is my professor wrote the books; there’s something hilariously sadistic about that. So I pretty much doled out $200 for a current edition of an online textbook that is no different than an older, paperback edition of the same book for $5; yeah, I checked. My mistake for listening to my professor.

This is why we download. 

 Alternatives to buying overpriced textbooks

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Me, in love with Sebastian Stan so much my chest hurts if I look at him, looking at those pictures of him with the rumored gf:😊 BECAUSE I'M A NORMAL PERSON WHO UNDERSTANDS I HAVE NO CLAIM OVER A CELEBRITY STRANGER!!!!!!! I w i l l cut a bitch I s2g y'all let him be HAPPY

Reblog if you're a normal person who has no claim for a celebrity stranger.

% BEING BEST FRIENDS WITH THE HAITANIS (2)

☁ with ran , rindou

☁ synopsis how they treat you as their “best friend” while in bonten

☁ warnings gn!reader , them being flirty little bastards like borderline they’re sharing you :0 , playful teasing , pet names , this one is still super long lmfao

☁ note part one !

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