Shipment Officers, Gently Nudging Ever Given With Their 8 Tugboats: Ever Given Move Out Of The Way Please

shipment officers, gently nudging Ever Given with their 8 tugboats: Ever Given move out of the way please so you don’t block the entire global trade

Ever Given, her lamplights enormous: you SHOVE ever given? you shove her hull like the big boulder? oh! oh! no commerce for human! no commerce for human for One Thousand Years!!!

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do you have any modern au headcanons? like what do you think the crew would be doing if they were alive rn and had average lives?

Picard: He teaches a course on archaeology at your local community college and seems to genuinely enjoy the subject, even though he has the vibe of someone who could and SHOULD be teaching somewhere more prestigious. Freshmen who take his class are terrified of him and his incredly lengthy syllabus, but seniors have known him too long to be afraid of him, even though they maintain a healthy amount of respect for him. He's the kind of teacher who you know absolutely no personal facts about and the entire class loses their mind when Professor Picard mentions his husband in passing.

Beverly: She's still a doctor, but she specializes in brain surgery. No one she works with takes her seriously when she says that she directs plays in her free time until she starts putting up flyers about her rendition of, "The King and I."

Riker: He says he's a Jazz musician if you ask, but he only does that on the weekends. He's actually a gym teacher. He loves his job, but Jazz Musician sounds cooler.

Deanna: She's a psychologist, still, who specializes in PTSD. She offers in person or online appointments so that people who don't feel comfortable leaving their home can still have someone to talk to.

Tasha: She's a security guard who teaches self-defense classes to women on the weekends. She's the type of coworker to walk you back to your car at night when you feel unsafe.

Wesley: This kid dropped out of college to develop an app and became an overnight sensation. He's a nice guy but you still resent him.

Data: He's a Harvard Professor, but he's REALLY known for his art and its startling hyper realism. He gets most of his exposure on TikTok, even though he has no idea how that app works. His daughter posts photos of his work AND videos of him reacting to the number of comments on each piece. It's very endearing.

La Forge: He's still an engineer, because that job exists in the 21st century.

Worf: He's a famous opera singer, something that NO ONE would have guessed by looking at him. He takes pride in that.

Ro Laren: She's a human rights activist who has been blocked by every major Republican on Twitter. It's her favourite accomplishment.

Guinan: Bartender! She's just great at that.

Lore: He's a hacker. The FBI hates him in particular because he keeps deleting his information from the Watchlist and they don't understand how.

Q: He's a lawyer with a superiority complex.

Lwaxana: She's an eccentric fashion designer who somehow looks great in everything and cameos in every show that's currently at the height of popularity.

Head cannons about what the crew was like as teenagers?

Picard: He was an unreasonably suave little shit, who got himself tangled up in flings for the brief sensation of being wanted, because he never got that validation at home. He also threw himself full-force at every available father figure to try and fill the void that his own father left by being coldly cynical of him at every turn. This kid just really wants to be NOTICED and VALUED.

Beverly: She was a goal-oriented bookworm, who threw herself into her studies wholeheartedly with genuine interest in every subject. People who mistook her for a wallflower would be in for a surprise, though, because she had a sharp tongue and could cut anyone who tested her patience down to size.

Riker: He worked really hard to project the image of a casanova. He WANTED to seem effortlessly cool and likeable, but underneath he was constantly terrified because he grew up in isolation after his father left and his family home didn't have a lot of the technology that most people had access too. He's bluffing his way through everything, constantly, and somehow getting away with it.

Deanna: She was a sensitive teenager who could be easily reduced to tears by the smallest of things. Because she didn't have total control of her empathic abilities yet, she was constantly overwhelmed by the emotions of others and tended to keep to herself, up until she hit the age of seventeen and decided to use this disadvantage for good and started fighting to understand and control her abilities, helping her develop a quiet strength. She was definitely sweet and kind, if sometimes distant.

Tasha: Angry, untrusting, and fierce. All the things that women aren't "supposed" to be is everything Tasha is in order to survive. She's not a child who's lost their innocence, but one who never had the luxury of having any. She can, has, and WILL endure and survive things that some people three times her age would have never imagined. Definitely the kind of girl you don't want to fuck with.

Data: He was never really a teenager, but in the years soon after his activation on Omicron Theta, he looked out into the world with even more wonder and interest than he does in later years. Everything is new and exciting to him. He's eager to share information and make friends, but often isolated because the people around him are wary of him. He often writes scripted conversations in his head to offer anyone who comes near, certain that he'll make a friend if he does it right, but no one gives him the chance.

La Forge: Awkward. Awkward boy. He didn't grow up with anyone his age to talk to, since most of his life was spent aboard Starships, so he has trouble relating with people -- especially since his interests lie in Engineering, even from a young age. He's studious and mostly keeps to himself because he's paralyzed with anxiety about putting himself out there.

Worf: He is LARGE and INTIMIDATING and he knows that's what a Klingon should be... but he was raised by humans and part of him yearns to be accepted and understood. He squashes that part as best he can and stays away from the humans who mock his appearance and bait his temper so that they can shout and prove every prejudice they have against him as being correct.

Ro Laren: She's tired and angry. Tired of living in rags, of hearing children cry out from hunger pangs and loneliness when their parents don't come home. Angry at the Cardassians who taunt them and hurt them. Angry at Federation who looks away from the hurt so they don't have have to sacrifice an uneasy alliance with the Cardassians. She wants justice so badly that she can taste it like blood in her mouth and she counts down every day until she'll have the ability to make a real difference for her people. Ro Laren is fourteen when a child dies of starvation and fever in her arms and she vows on that child's life that she'll use every second of her own to make a difference.

Guinan: She was a whimsical and carefree teenager. Equal parts childlike wonder and ancient wisdom. An enigma and the apple of her father's eye. Full of a quiet strength that promises her survival. She never cries.

Lore: He's a hellion in his first few years of existence. He doesn't collect knowledge as gently as his brother will -- he consumes it. And when he tries to share the kill with the people around him, the people who resent his artificial existence, their disgust tells him that he's going to have to get used to being alone. Lore wasn't EVIL. It wasn't a flaw in his programming that started to harden him against humanity. It was his father's blind trust in his own genius and the man's unwillingness to believe Lore when he tells tales of the Colonists hissing insults at him. He's the blueprint of mistakes that Noonian will learn from when he starts again. And knowing that sows the first seed of hatred in his artificial heart.

Q: He was never a teenager, but he was once a young Q. He won't speak on the subject, but maybe there was something a little more gentle in him then.

Barclay: He had more imaginary friends than real ones, because everything goes right in a daydream while reality is just too harsh for him to adjust his eyes too. He's a walking ball of anxiety, but he dreams of a future where social shortcomings won't matter and that gives him something to look forward to.

Lwaxana: She's loud, daring, and delighted by existence. She's the prototype for every quirky best friend trope, except no one has ever stolen the spotlight from her. Being around her is like entering a pocket of the universe where everything is fun and endearing.