Snaters: He Named Himself Half-blood Prince! How Pretentious! Hes So Self Centered!

Snaters: He named himself “half-blood prince!” How pretentious! He’s so self centered!

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Piranhas Laugh Best when they are upside down - Chapter 1

Epic ending >:D

If this chapter doesn't get 150 notes then I won't continue this fan comic :)

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Jeremiah 17:9

intense writing things (exposing things that writers do)

discovering a major plot point of their WIP halfway through and just adding it in with any other changes, telling themselves they'll "go back and revise it later"

lots of staring at a blinking cursor hoping it'll magically write

abandoning their main WIP at a crucial part to write the mini WIP that floated into their thoughts

thinking more about what they're going to write than actually writing

complaining about their favourite character dying off in a novel while simultaneously creating a character whose death will be painful for the reader in their WIP

— (iykyk)

can only write during a certain (extremely inconvenient) time of day

"look I wrote another 10 words" to anyone who will listen

knowing the entirety of the plot but nothing at all when you open a new paper

knowing the exact definitions of the most obscure words but forgetting the simplest things

writing a sentence, being proud of it, finding it again while editing, being really proud, sending it to your friend, realizing it's from Percy Jackson or some other popular equivalent.

smiling in pain when your friend asks you about the wip you abandoned months ago ("I know I will finish it this time")

edit: wishing you could type / write as fast as your brain can think it (from @lillinari27)

At the end, God will have the last laugh. Be aware of this fact that the world hates Christians, be wary of the Christians whom the world loves, and be keeping with the word of God so that we can be discerning for when Jesus Christ returns.

I literally have never seen another religion that the rest of the world will butcher for fun. Like the sheer amount of people taking pieces of the holy and mixing them so far into the detestable because it's funny to them. Funny to think of angels kissing demons. Of priests being lewd with demons. Anything to pretend that Satan is just a chill dude being punished for having fun. You may think I'm taking it too far and it's all in fun, but these people detest our earnest belief, ridicule us for holding things sacred, and in the same breath take our sacred things and make them unholy. It's nothing but malice.

Lovely.

Adam: I wish I could marry you.

Blake: *chuckles* no one wants to marry me, I'm too much of a handful.

Adam: I do. I have two hands, don't worry.