Men Who Are My Wife This And My Wife That.

men who are “my wife” this and “my wife” that.

I just wanna hug 🥺

"my child is fine" your lonely-ass child has spent so much time maladaptively daydreaming about a nonexistent romantic partner that they've imagined almost every possible scenario and will never be satisfied with any partner in real life because no one will ever compare to their fictional significant other and anyone who could will take too long to reach a level of trust and intimacy that will satisfy their agonizing desire to love and be loved

Yes please ☺️🥺

I just had to read this out loud god damnit

THE SNORT I SNORTED 🤣🤣🤣🤣

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

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Can I be your assistant!?! I already have a fluffy sweater and my round glasses don’t help the fact either 😅. All I need is my prop latter that I can conveniently lean on. ☺️

My goal in life is to be the person running the bookstore in the horror thriller where the protagonist has to go to track down a rune. I've got stupid hair and a vest or something. The protagonist shows me a rune drawn on a napkin and I say shit like "Aha! Just a moment!" Before skittering off for some gay ass book