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I just had to read this out loud god damnit

THE SNORT I SNORTED 🤣🤣🤣🤣

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

So scandalous 🤭

Not to be NSFW, but I would like just one kiss.

men who are “my wife” this and “my wife” that.

Yes please 🥺

i want the sadness fucked out of me, i want him to wipe my tears away as he’s balls deep inside me, squishing me with his weight as he goes “shh, shh, it’s okay, pretty girl. it’s okay.”

ON EVERYTHING I LOVE!!!!!! This shit got me maaaad confused over her scratchin’ my head n shit. 🤔

yall ever read smut and literally have to pause it to figure out what position the writer said they was in….like nigga.🗿🤚🏾

I love my black writers 🤎☺️🥰

my reader is never finna be running her fingers through her naturally straight hair while bumping taylor swift and i’m not sorry ab it. yes she likes nicki minaj and megan the stallion. she has piercings and maybe some tattoos. she has an attitude sometimes and curses when she’s upset. like when do i write her constantly patting her head, popping gum, constantly hating on someone or being angry and saying shit like “aww hell naw” with nails so long that she can barely wipe her ass? NEVERRRRRR just bc i wrote her in a way that’s not the same as YOU doesn’t mean she’s “stereotypical” bc if she is then i’m a stereotypical black girl too bc i get my nails done, and listen to that same music.

If soundgasm ever shuts down you will never hear from me again.

If soundgasm ever shuts down you will never hear from me again.

This is the persona I want to embody 💀💀

I think I'm falling for you😳

get up

ON JOB BRO 😫😫 I just want my Kiri 🥺

I’m so tired of trying to read stuff for kirishima and it’s always Kirishima AND bakugo. I just want some kirishima with no bakugo 😭 why is it so hard to find

ONG!!!! I see a thirst trap of them on my feed n be like “BESTIE COME GECHO MANZ!!! HE BEIN A THOT ON TICK TOCK AGAIN!!” 😅🤣

Me, when I see my mutuals favorite character: You are married to mY BEST FRIEND

Can I be your assistant!?! I already have a fluffy sweater and my round glasses don’t help the fact either 😅. All I need is my prop latter that I can conveniently lean on. ☺️

My goal in life is to be the person running the bookstore in the horror thriller where the protagonist has to go to track down a rune. I've got stupid hair and a vest or something. The protagonist shows me a rune drawn on a napkin and I say shit like "Aha! Just a moment!" Before skittering off for some gay ass book

I agree 🍃 💨

actually i think we should smoke some weed about it

If you're a black reader and/writer (even artist or cosplayers), please like or reblog this post.

I just wanna hug 🥺

"my child is fine" your lonely-ass child has spent so much time maladaptively daydreaming about a nonexistent romantic partner that they've imagined almost every possible scenario and will never be satisfied with any partner in real life because no one will ever compare to their fictional significant other and anyone who could will take too long to reach a level of trust and intimacy that will satisfy their agonizing desire to love and be loved

Someone finally put it in words 🥹 thank you

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

Literally watching law and order: special victims unit 🤣

bitches be like “this is my comfort show” and it’s literally the most depressing shit ever. it’s me i’m bitches

THIIIISSSSS !!!!!!!

men who don't look kinky and then ruin your shit

Yes just yes

RATING: NOT CUTE

this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.

Something for my friend again. (Late Valentine’s Day gift)

Kita x Bakugou x Denki

“THE TIME HAS COME ÒWÓ!!!!!!!” My eccentric best friend yelled at the top of her lungs. Walking down the hall to her room in our shared flat was second nature at this point. Getting to the door and seeing different articles of clothing fly past me I subconsciously kick myself before asking. “Time for what?” She inhaled. “And if you say muffin time I’m gonna hurt you” she exhaled (disappointment on her face at the missed opportunity). “The red hearts festival is coming to town and I thought you would like to come with me”. Looking at her as if all the time we spent together meant nothing. “You know your talking to me right? I don’t like people-” “There will be rides” “nope” “lots of people we know” “A phone call has the same experience. Even better face time” “✨Food✨”. Looking at her with squinted eyes as if I could see through her the question I knew would solidify my doom came out of my mouth before I could stop myself. “What kind of food?”

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Being in Japan for about half a year now I realize ………. Food is my weakness. Sighing in my defeat as I take the last bite of my dumpling as I here “two please” come from my right. A MANLY “Make that three” came shortly after as I look and see my bestie with a startled look on her face before it turned calm. “Hey big sis” The all teeth smile I received was nearly blinding. Being handed my crepe by said bestie, her receiving a kiss on the cheek as I take a slow agonizing bite into the sweet dough staring down the culprit. A chill “Hey Kiri” left my mouth as my cheeks filled with the pastry. “Oh! Did I tell you about the-” spacing out I thought of our time here, many good friends, good food, and beautiful scenery.

“Gorgeous isn’t it?” A shock went to the back of my neck. Gaining chills as the long hair I once had couldn’t cover it anymore. A hand flying to the area as I look at the flirty blond giving me a closed eyed lazy grin. “Hey Denki” “Why hello beautiful, why the long face?” Tilting my head in confusion “I thought my face was round 🤔”. A chuckle coming from his end as he elaborated “no I meant why do you look so sad. Today is a day of love and happiness”. Putting an arm around me in a side squeeze trying to cheer me up. “How am I gonna celebrate the day of love with no love?” My voice coming out more bitter than intended. Gaze turned to my bestie and her soon to be boyfriend. As much as I love her I wish they would get a room. The box nearly falling out of his pocket containing the promise ring he asked me to help design as he “sneakily” tried to put his arm around her.

“Ooooh I get it. You just need a date.……… Well what about me” my hands in his as he kissed the backs of them. “I-It doesn’t have to be romantic if you don’t want it to be.” Seeing the sweat on his forehead as he scratched the back of his head nervously. “It’s ok we be lonely buddies together ٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)”. I concluded giving a dry laugh at our expense. Going to different booths and trying different food and games witch I mostly won and ended up giving most of the gifts to Denki. On our third game I started to feel …… funny as if I was being watched. Yet every time I looked around I saw nothing but happy couples. And Chowa accidentally dodging a kiss from Kiri by patting a wild cat but that was just me XD.

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Mini Denki P.O.V

“I- I had a good day today Kita but if I’m being honest I wanted it to be a real da- ” as the cherry blossoms fell around us my gaze turned from her to the bright colors in the sky accompanied by loud explosions which cut off my sentence. My hands now cold as her warmth suddenly left them. Noticing her absence I turned to where she used to be and set off to find her in haste.

~Meanwhile~

The cold wall that my body resided against was unsettling and uncomfortable as I come face to face with the person I’ve been avoiding for the whole night. “You know this could look bad right? You boxing a girl against a wall when you have a girlfriend- ” “Had” his brash voice came out in a forced whisper as to not draw to much attention. “We broke up 2 weeks ago. But that’s not the point- w-why him? You pick the idiot over me?” “Oh so you expected me to wait for you? You were happy with your little bitch and left me with my proposal looking stupid in front of all our friends. It took me so long to stop crying whenever your name was even brought up. Now you’re gonna get mad at Denki for doing the one thing you didn’t?”

“No please let me explain-” “Yo is everything OK over here- sorry I didn’t mean to interrupt” Denki’s smile. The one thing that has lit up my way through out this whole night almost went out. As I shuffled past Bakugou I felt a hand on mine “please just here me out”

Standing between two men you have a choice

Denki

Or

Bakugou

Which rout will you choose?

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Yes please ☺️🥺

Another one for my friend her name is Kita btw

Kita x Sero

“Nothing but the best for mi princesa”. A determined look rested on the Blackett as rose petals were being spread from his hand in a sporadic yet strategic way. A smile graced his face hearing the timer he had set letting him know that dinner was ready, taking the dishes out of the oven and plating them with care while humming along to the suppressed sound of Vivir Mi Vida coming from his pocket.

Remembering he set the song as his ring tone he picks up the phone with haste clearing his throat as he looked at the contact name. “Hola mi amor...... 5 minutes......... of course, everything is perfect.......... can’t wait mi flor............ adiós”. Setting his music box to play something soothing as he sat on his couch tuning his guitar making sure it sounded perfect. Humming softly, remembering how he got to this point.

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Nervous and scared is how you would describe the emotions running through this boys head. He stands at the meeting place he told you to come to in his letter. Chicken scratch barley legible but the smile that lit up your face when you read it gave him hope. His collard shirt became suffocating as time seemed to go slower.

His hands began to fidget the present he held between them began to shake. Just as beads of sweat began to gather on his brow you rounded the corner. Cloths slightly disheveled considering your last period was hero training, your chest rose and fell as you gasped for air having run here to not miss him. A smile graced this boys face a feeling of excitement and relief washed over him a light dusting of pink on his cheeks.

“I’m glad you could make it” his tone soft as if the brashness of his voice would scare you. Your reassurance gave him confidence popping the question and bringing the small box from behind his back he awaited your reaction. Feeling bold you gave him a hug and peck on the cheek accepting the gift and saying yes to the date proposal in one swift motion.

The redness on his face and the smile showing nothing but teeth glistened in the setting suns raise.

The embrace that held you would be one of many your feet nearly left the floor as the kisses he littered your cheeks with flurried. A promise was made that day as he opened the box slipping the ring on your left ring finger. “I promise to take care of you and give you all the love and affection you could ask for and more. What ever you could possibly need there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you”. Flustered is an understatement in the way he feels in this moment, you had been friends since first year and he fell for your radiating confidence and kindness you showed to your fellow classmates.

You’ve grown close and have had this “air” between you two for a few months. It took Bakugou to catch our Latin king with a dopey smile on his face after you hugged him goodbye after school one day to give him the gentle nudge(lecture and threat) to confess to you before you slip through his fingers. At the thought of loosing you that same day he went to the nearest jewelry store slammed his life savings on the counter and spent the next two hours picking the ring for you.

Nothing fancy just a silver band of roses with Kita + Sero engraved onto the inside. And he has since kept the promise considering you’ve been together since then. The beginning of second year bloomed a beautiful relationship between you two.

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Hearing a gentle knock on the door he gets up from his resting position placing his guitar on the couch smile on his face he opens the door. Seeing you brings joy to his heart and holding you brings contempt to his soul, but receiving a gift from you was unexpected. The eyebrow lift he gave you was very prominent as he asked “I thought we just agreed on dinner-“ your finger covering his mouth so you can get a word in. “You spoil me I spoil you no complaints”. Despite the want to spoil you as much as you do him he smiled and excepted the gift making a mental note to get you an even better one in the near future.

Finally taking you all in as he holds you at arms length he let his lazy smirk take place once again and said “You look stunning mi reina”. A kiss placed on your forehead as he led you to the table. Food cooled just enough for consumption, a feast laid out before you. As you eat and reminisce about all the good times dinner coming to a calm conclusion. The evening don’t end there in fact a marathon of one of your favorite shows just happened to be playing as soon as you both came into the living room. The both of you changing into comfy cloths (you basically live here so yes you have cloths). The night continuing with you both screaming profanity’s at the screen from time to time, crying at the sad moments, and gentle kisses exchanged between you both until sleep took over you.

Pulling the blanket over you both giving you one last forehead kiss and adjusting you so you’ll be comfortable. He mumbles “Happy third year Mi querida”.

~THE END~

Excuse my cringe-ness but I felt confident enough to write a one shot for my friend OwO . I wanted to cheer her up she was under the weather.

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The air was moist with a light fog, a sign of the up coming storm. A unsuspecting window blurry with a layer of mist unbeknownst to the owner of the room. A small, quaint, anime merch filled room sat as the center piece of our small story. A lump in the covers could be seen slowly rising and falling as our main protagonist was sleeping gracefully.

Ok that was a lie she was sleeping upside down a body pillow between her legs and her blanket on the floor. A soft expression on her face minus the drool leading from her mouth to her pillow. A sudden knock was imprinted on the door, and a soft call of our protagonist name was called only to fall on deaf ears.

A head of messy purple hair stuck through the door dark circles can be made out on the individual’s face. A small smile creases his cheeks along with a light dusting of pink. Walking to the desk located in the corner of the room to collect the information he needed.

(Notes for science class) giving a small pat to Y/N’s head ruffling her hair a bit.

Calling her name again to see if she would awaken, and when she did not hasty chapped lips were placed on her cheek with a look of adoration on his features. Sighing in relief when her face didn’t move. Going to stand and make his departure a hand lightly grabbed his wrist. Eyes siding he looks down to see a cheeky smile and quickly moving eyebrows staring back at him.

On this day Y/N can say that red is her favorite color as that was the color the purple-ets ears had changed.

“If you wanted a kiss you could have just asked”. The nonchalant-nes of her statement only made him more embarrassed. “I didn’t want to wake you” he replied with a slight crack in his voice.

BOOM. CRACK. WOOOSH

The sound of thunder was loud on the outside of the room, curtains drawn just enough to have what little light that could come from the grey sky full the room. A whimper left our purple-et at the sound hands coming up to cover his ears. Eyes shutting tightly he didn’t notice two arms extending to pull him to a soft body.

Upon contact his shoulders slumped into a calmer position his face shamelessly snuggling closer to her heart. (Titties) slipping into the covers with him laying on top of her carful not to put all of his weight on her. Every thundering sound gaining a flinch from him but a forehead kiss and head rub followed.

The assignment that was due, long forgotten as the couple found sanctuary in each other’s arms. Exchanging loving words of affirmation as they listen to the rain fall gracefully against the window.

~The End~

Ok I go hide under a rock now bye bye