I Want Luz To Do And Olaf Type Recount Of What Happened And Amity The Entire Time Is Just

I want Luz to do and Olaf type recount of what happened and Amity the entire time is just 😦

Okay, but like imagine them trying to recap the events of ep. 18 and ep 19 to Amity.

Spoilers for Owl House finale

Amity: So in the days I was gone, you tried to steal a relic from The Coven to heal Eda.

Luz: Yep.

Amity: And you two helped her.

Willow and Gus: Well,duh.

Amity: And then YOU caught them and used Luz as bait.

Lilith: ...yes...

Amity: Which lead to a battle between you and Eda.

Eda: I would've won.

Amity: And during the battle you let slip that you cursed your sister.

Lilith: Not my finest moment.

Amity: Then you tried to murder Luz.

Lilith:

Eda:

Luz:

Willow:

Gus:

Amity:

Lilith: Okay, definitely not my best moment.

Amity: So Eda turned into the Owl Beast.

Eda: Yep.

Luz: I cried.

Amity: Then you and King decided to save her and got arrested to break Eda out of being Petrified.

Luz: Yep.

King: Sounds about right.

Amity: So if I'm right, you were almost turned to stone.

Eda: Yeah, that wasn't fun.

Lilith: It really wasn't.

Amity: You betrayed The Emperor and shared Eda's curse.

Lilith: Correct.

Amity: You lost your magic.

Eda: It'll take some getting used to.

Amity: You faced The Emperor and destroyed the portal to the Human World.

Luz: And managed to break off a piece of The Emperor's mask!

Amity: And you two more or less organized an accidental rebellion in hopes they wouldn't turn Eda to stone...

Willow: But it worked.

Gus: They all agreed.

Amity: I MISSED ALL OF THAT?!

✨Luz spending a ton of time with Amity to study her abomination to learn more glyphs ✨

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

Okay, okay

I’ve binge-watched The Owl House, and I absolutely love it, it’s cute, funny, got soul, original, there’s magic and demons and monsters, it’s great. However, I have a beef to settle. I know the latest episode is a lot, Amity.exe stopped working and Luz is Goku levels of oblivious. Amity’s crush being as subtle as a drunk truck driver is so important for LGBTQ+ rep, and it’s worth talking about as long as possible. Also people are simping on Bosha for some reason?

I know this is all worth taking most of the conversation. However, I cannot believe

I repeat

I

CANNOT

BELIEVE

That this kid’s face

… Is not a meme yet !

C’MON TUMBLR!

I expect BETTER from you!

There’s SO MUCH POTENTIAL!

Here, I’ll give you a few examples. Wanna talk about Luz’s obliviousness?

Here we go! Too classic? Too “old school”? Let’s spice things up a bit shall we?

Wanna talk about something other than the show? I gotchu fam!

Too basic again? I know, depression and anxiety memes are where it’s at! (TW: existential crisis)

And finally, guys, gals, and non-binary pals, let us not forget the classic lens flare

Come on, folks, help me out here, I’m not gonna do your job for you! Make me proud! This needs to become a meme!!!!!

K, BYE!

Wait, now that Lilith is like, not terrible, think joint lessons at the owl house. Both Lilith and Eda teaching Amity and Luz in the same environment... teach-offs... Amity in constant gay panic... Amity and Luz studying together... the possibilities are endless!!

Amity becoming Eda’s mentee in season 2 because she can’t be Lilith’s anymore because 1. She’s an ass and 2. Because she can’t forgive Lilith for what she did to Luz and Eda.