He's Just Babygirl

he's just babygirl

I love how Scott cannot lie for more than like 30 seconds before admitting it.

AFO tries out Shigs body for the first time

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AFO: *takes over Shigarakis body completely* Now I’ll take One for All, and nothing gonna stop m-

AFO: OH MY GOD

Deku: ???

AFO: *starts scratching aggressively* OH MY GOD IM SO ITCHY WHY AM I SO ITCHY

Tomura: *switches back* it’s my skin condition dumbass. How could you not know about this

AFO: *switches* I know but holy hell Tomura! It feels like I’m swaddled in sand paper! How do you live like this? And-*back cracks* oh my god your posture!

AFO: Tomura I literally can not stand up straight. What the hell have you done to your back? It’s like you’ve been slouching deeply for your entire life at every time of the day. Jesus Christ have you not been visiting the chiropractor like I asked?

Tomura: *switches* um-

AFO: *switches* *wobbles* and I’m so light headed… Jesus how do you even stand? I feel like I’m gonna collapse at any moment. And-*vomits aggressively*. Tomura. I just vomited. Why did I just vomit?

Tomura: *switches* oh yeah that happens. You’ll get used to it.

AFO: *switches* fuck you I’m getting used to this. And fuck this. Fuck your body. It’s actually worse than my old one, and I literally have a scrotum for a face. Jesus Christ learn to take care of yourself man. I’m leaving. Wasted 14 fucking years on this shit. *leaves*

Deku: *confused beyond hell at what just happened*

Tomura: *pants* alright I’m back. Let’s do this.

Deku: do-do you need like, a paramedic or-

Tomura: I SAID LETS DO THIS!

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Case and point I feel like there are some things Tomura has that just can’t be upgraded out. Wish it woulda gone this way lol.

MC: Mr.Beelzebub, can you please point out & tell the court who was it that called you-

MC (wiping a tear away): 'a bad demon'

Beel (sniffling & pointing to Lucifer): It was him!

[Gasping in the room & Simeon faints]

Diavolo (eating popcorn on the judges bench): His own brother!?

Barbatos: Young master,you have to remain neutral

Diavolo: Right

Lucifer: He ate our entire week's groceries in just a day!

MC: Maybe! But to say such nasty impactful comments!? Cruelty I say!

Lucifer: And I'd say it again!

Beel: (sad whimper)

Diavolo (strikes gavel): I've seen enough! Lucifer you're sentenced to 3 hours time out! Go to the corner of shame!

Diavolo (whispering): Also you have to come to my sleep over this Saturday

Lucifer: What!?

MC (blowing kisses): Thank you judge diavolo~

Diavolo (grabbing the kisses & patting them to his cheek): No thank you, my little lamb ♡

Lucifer: This court is corrupt

i love them 🥺 (reblogging to get onto tbhk!tumblr)

It has been brought to my attention that I am way too fruity for this world of vegetables