Lmao Someone Was Complaining That The Only Way Youd Be Able To Save Ricky Is If You Believed Marie Was

Lmao someone was complaining that the only way you’d be able to save Ricky is if you believed Marie was untrustworthy so it was basically a crapshoot

And I was like

Uh

No

You get at least 5 clues that tell you outright she’s lying

That’s a lot more than other callers

The game REALLY wants you to save Ricky

People: wait why did Marie make you get the song from outside if she wasn’t going to kill you when you got outside

Me: it’s almost like… it’s almost as if she wasn’t lying to you for once and just genuinely wanted to listen to her favorite song

GEORGE LIVES AU SICKFIC WHEN

- Marie jumping into the river and rescuing him before he drowns

- Marie resuscitating him and helping him get the water out of his lungs and staying with him until help arrives but he is so concussed and out of it he literally does not remember

- George demanding to see her in the hospital, absolutely indignant that the nurses will not let him see ‘his woman’ because he needs to be focusing on resting

- The nurses eventually relenting and letting him see her and she scolds him for scaring her and for kicking up such a fuss before hugging him (it hurts him a lot cuz he probably got pretty banged up underwater but he does not care)

- Jason coming to visit him and George having to calm Marie down because she was still really mad at him. George felt no offense whatsoever (he was very understanding about Jason’s intentions and knew he would intentionally try to hurt him)

- Marie coming by every day he’s in the hospital recovering from the concussion (about 2-3 days after he wakes up) and teaching him what they learned in class that week (again he fell on a Monday lol)

- Marie helping him learn how to walk on crutches after his ankle/shin/leg got fucked up

- Marie and George and maybe Jason confronting Teddy about being an asshole

- Marie coming back from the hospital (no at home pregnancy tests at this time folks, you literally had to go and do lab tests like you would for the flu and stuff) and telling George about Henry while dude is literally still on crutches and feeling the effects of a head injury

-shotgun wedding where dude literally has walk down the aisle in crutches the poor thing

- basically the reverse of an above scenario where he is now taking care of her when she is suffering from bad morning sickness and nausea and fatigue

- basically a reverse of an above statement where George comes home (I assume they are either staying at his house or are renting a place of their own by this point) and teaches Marie what they talked about in school after she got too pregnant to attend

Just them constantly taking care of each other rrrrraaaaaaaaah

I really hope for George’s sake he just stopped existing when he died because the alternatives are terrible

First: he becomes a ghost and has to wander around completely alone thinking his best friend died and his girlfriend may or may not be alive. Depending on if this goes by Beetlejuice rules, he may have to spend all of his time as a ghost dripping wet and cold too.

Second: he goes to some sort of afterlife where he is aware of everything happening on earth (Y’Know the traditional ‘he’s looking down on you’ type stuff) and therefore would find out that Marie was kicked out and he had a kid he could not help her take care of. It would be the most cruel thing ever to make him watch them both suffer where he can’t help.

Third: he went to an afterlife where he CANT know what’s happening on earth, but he would still be unhappy because Marie is not with him, and even if he was told she was fine it would have been a lie. And he would have basically spent his eternity just sitting and waiting for her and not Y’Know enjoying being dead.

All horrible existences, some worse than others but still

OR I mean he could just be automatically put somewhere and his memory is just completely erased but then that’s not really him is it?

Ok but imagine if George and Marie got to go to their senior prom-

She wouldn’t wanna go because obviously she would be like…. Mega pregnant

But he would encourage it

And they show up and she’s literally in a beautiful gown with a matching corsage and matching his tie and he’s so proud of his beautiful wife and she’s so self conscious

And like at first everyone was like oh wow so that’s where she went but then they are like kinda jealous of how in love they are

Update:

I rosesplained the puzzle too hard and they got offended because I insulted their intelligence

If someone could tell me politely when to shut the fuck up because I’m being an overbearing piece of shit that would be wonderful

Lmao someone was complaining that the only way you’d be able to save Ricky is if you believed Marie was untrustworthy so it was basically a crapshoot

And I was like

Uh

No

You get at least 5 clues that tell you outright she’s lying

That’s a lot more than other callers

The game REALLY wants you to save Ricky