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The irony in Marie not liking dogs but her son being the human equivalent of an attack dog is hilarious

Yes it is. He sits, he stays, and he even shakes hands! Except it’s his hand and other peoples necks.

Hijacking this ask to also say that I have not been able to post. Tumblrs mobile app is dog doo doo and no matter how much I press it I can’t post. I would log out and log back in as that seems to fix it according to online folks but I don’t know my password and my password manager is back home where I currently will not be for the rest of the week. Oh well.

Here’s another doodle I did on the plane that I couldn’t post

Lmao so I HC Max to be a golden retriever (or perhaps a retriever lab mix) and both of those breeds are famous for doing something called splooting (pictured below)

And I’m just thinking like what if Ricky is chilling out and he looks over at Max and Max is doing a 10/10 sploot and Ricky is like “this is the best thing I’ve seen in my entire goddamn life”

Lmao someone was complaining that the only way you’d be able to save Ricky is if you believed Marie was untrustworthy so it was basically a crapshoot

And I was like

Uh

No

You get at least 5 clues that tell you outright she’s lying

That’s a lot more than other callers

The game REALLY wants you to save Ricky