Joy, 100% Serious: Ill Never Be Blorbo From Their Shows Literally Why Do I Try

Joy, 100% serious: I’ll never be blorbo from their shows literally why do I try

Need to get back into Payday so uhhhh headcanons.

When the Safehouse food supply is restocked its like a fuckin wild card every time. If Chains is restocking it, everything is generally pretty healthy with a few sugary snacks here or there. If Joy is restocking it, these mfs are living off of fruit loops for a month.

Dallas tried dieting when he was younger but he hated every second of it. He's restorted to just eating what he wants and just working out a shit ton.

Nobody has a synced sleep schedule. The only time anyone gets up at the same time is if Dallas decrees it so for a heist.

^^ Hoxton gets up the earliest at 4:30 am, and Joy gets up the latest at anywhere from 9 am to 4 pm. Sometimes Jimmy just doesn't wake up. He could get 40 straight hours of sound REM sleep and still wake up tired.

Joy isn't allowed in the basement without supervision purely because they kept throwing various items at Wolf's head. So far theyve gotten away with cheese, a tortilla, white bread, and suction nerf darts.

^^ In defense, Wolf has taken to putting labels, stickers, and pieces of tape on Joy's jacket when they walk by.

Joy, Jimmy, and Sydney have made a game out of asking the other heisters who they kin.

^^ Most heisters don't know what that means but Wick replied with "Neo from the Matrix" without hesitation.

Clover and Bonnie often get into screaming matches and it worries everyone in the Safehouse; sometimes you'll just start hearing upset Scottish and Irish but when you ask the two about it, they respond with "Oh no I love that girl we're best friends." And it confuses the shit out of everyone.

Jimmy doesnt seem like he can sing but I firmly believe he sounds like Simon Curtis when he does.

Shit while i still remember happy birthday Mario :D

Happy valetines y'all, might fuck around and love some bitches

Not Payday related but I find it very funky that I have very specific nicknames for my friends in my mind (mostly based off their discord names) but I hardly ever call them that to their faces so like I'll be talking to a headmate and mention Oddball and ZigZag and Tommy will just go "respectfully who the fuck is Oddball and ZigZag?" and I gotta explain both who the fuck Oddball and ZigZag are but also why I call them Oddball and ZigZag. Iunno i just found it kinda funny

Finally read the whole blueycapsules thing. He/They gays stay winning