I Just Woke Up From The Most Beautiful Dream So Let Me Give You The Layout So There's This Divorced

I just woke up from the most beautiful dream so let me give you the layout so there's this divorced mom she has three kids and she's dating this guy but she doesn't know the guy is ftm yet so the guy tells her, he's a little scared about it she says I need some air and some time to think about it she goes on a walk with her oldest child a 15 year old boy and he tells her no matter what he's went through that he's still the same man that met her and helped her for everything that she went through with their father and she's like damn you right so she goes back to the house the guys a little bit freaking out and she's like cover your eyes and then she kisses him on the cheek saying I will love you forever no matter who you were before cuz you were the man I want then they kissed, then it had a fucking Looney tunes closing for some reason I'm going to cry man

I could never fucking imagine going into a little wooden box and then telling Big Daddy God that you committed Bible crimes so you don't go to hell. Listen here you little pussy me and my boys tell each other what fucked up shit we did on the weekend because we trust each other and we're good friend. Go get yourself some homies you little shit and some goddamn character development.

I don't think that they will ever be a movie that I love more than Surf's Up.

We don't talk about the second one cuz that one doesn't exist.

if i don’t see the koopalings in the mario movie, i will scream. just show me the funny turtle children that love their evil father

Honesty Ludwig and Morton

fuck zodiac signs. whos ur favourite koopaling

Oh my God I love them so much

drunk quackerjack tries to do a backflip (x)