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Byler Rants 2/?

Oh wow- people are really loving my first byler rants post huh? Okay then …

But before we get into this!:

CW: PERSONAL opinions as a Byler shipper (but you all are free to ship whoever you like as long as it’s not problematic) and MOSTLY caps cause I’m screaming in this post lmaooo)

MICHAEL FUCKING WHEELER I HATE YOU SO MUCH /j

LOOK AT WILL. LOOK AT HIM.

THE BIG GRIN THE HANDS ON HIS ARMRESTS LOOK AT HIM HE WAS PROBABLY HOLDING THE PAINTING THE ENTIRE TIME

HE LOOKED SO HAPPY TO SEE MIKE AGAIN IN FOREVER AND ALL HE GOT WAS A WEAK SHOULDER PAT?? HUH??

MIKE WHEELER WHAT WHITE POWDER WERE YOU ON??

I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS TO NOT SEE YOUR FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME BECAUSE I WENT BACK TO MY HOME COUNTRY TO VISIT THEM AND MY FAMILY AFTER NEARLY A YEAR

DUFFER BROTHERS I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP FICS ARE THE ONLY WAY I CAN RECOVER SAHDHS

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Byler Rants #1/?

CW: PERSONAL opinions as a Byler shipper (but you all are free to ship whoever you like as long as it’s not problematic) and MOSTLY caps cause I’m screaming in this post lmaooo)

OKAY FIRST OF ALL

YOU SEEING THIS SHIT

Like HAS MIKE GIVEN THAT FACE TO ELEVEN? NO, HE HASN’T. THE ONLY TIME HES EVER KISSED THAT GIRL IS AT THE AIRPORT AND EVEN THEN HE WAS WEARING SUNGLASSES

HE ONLY MAKES ROMANTIC GESTURES WHEN HE DOESNT HAVE TO LOOK AT HER DIRECTLY

LIKE BRO WHEN ELEVEN KISSED HIM THE FIRST TIME MAN WAS LIKE THIS “🧍‍♂️”

PROBABLY BECAUSE HE REALISED “Oh shit—the REAL love of my life left Hawkins-“

BRO WAS ALL “🥰☺️😊😘😁🫶” WHEN HE LOOKED AT WILL AND SAID “Not possible. :)))”

SO TELL ME: HOW CAN THEY SAY BYLER IS NOT POSSIBLE I WILL RIP MY HAIR OUT

*inhales* thank you for coming to my Ted Talk :)))

PLEASE MY HAMILTON AND DREAM SMP OBSESSED ASS IS SOBBING (also TNT Duo let's not forget-)

Ok but “My dearest friend, Wilbur” has such strong parallels to “My dearest, Angelica” ARE WE NOT GONNA ADDRESS THIS??

♡ 𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝘆 𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗳𝘁 𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱, 𝗳𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗿! ♡

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