Need Ccjschlatt And Ccted Nivison To Go At It Like Crazy. I Need Ted To Obliterate That Bears Pussy,

need ccjschlatt and ccted nivison to go at it like crazy. I need ted to obliterate that bear’s pussy, show him that he is truly queer. I need schlatt to suck ted’s dick and whine about it. on the most recent chuckle sandwich video, schlatt was drinking and he licked the underside of the bottle and sucked the end of it while holding eye contact, it was censored, sure, but I saw what I saw. he wants ted and tucker so badly…someone get a dick or two in his holes RIGHT NOW! - 💋 anon

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The excluded tags filter on Ao3 is such a fucking lifesaver. I love it so much.

Fic: Make a Move

GeminiTay/ImpulseSV/Skizzleman, NC-17, ~11.5k, RPF

Gem flies to Arizona to spend a vacation with Impulse and Skizzleman.

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“Jeez, Imp,” Gem says, turning a full circle as she looks around. “When you said I could stay, I figured I’d get the spare room, not this.”

Impulse shrugs, because it’s not that big of a deal. “We remodeled it for my office and the in-laws, but it works great for any guests.”

“This is a whole separate house,” Gem insists, as though maybe he doesn’t realize and Impulse laughs.

“Figured you’d prefer this to staying down the hall from an old man who snores.”

Gem shrugs, one corner of her mouth twitching. “I put up with you next door in Michigan.”

Impulse laughs again, touching his forehead before smoothing his palm over his hair. “Did you actually hear me?”

“No,” Gem snorts. “Pretty sure it was Skizz.”

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I need Doc to ride Ren until that dog begs him to stop. Grinding down on his fat knot but teasing it right at his hole so it doesn't slip inside, grabs his hands and keeps them up so Ren can't guide Doc's hips just that little bit down where he needs him to be. Doc just purring and grinning and taking Ren only deep enough to chase his own pleasure and keep Ren whining all night. He lets Ren knot him at the end of course, but only after he's had his fill

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Every single Umbrella Academy fan at once:

This is disgusting

The 3 people who ship it (me and myself and I)

i have such a thing for the idea of one of the hermits taking my virginity. specifically skizz, i know he'd be so gentle and take such good care of me during my first time. eat me out until im shaking and crying before he finally does the deed. he's such a sweet goofy guy and i know he'd be the same in bed too which makes me even MORE down bad for him

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