Do I Have An Assignment And A Test Due Tomorrow? Yes. Do I ALSO Have A Project Due On Tuesday And It

Do I have an assignment and a test due tomorrow? Yes. Do I ALSO have a project due on Tuesday and it counts for a fuck ton of my grade? Yes. AM I STILL GONNA SCROLL THROUGH TUMBLR?! BITCH YOU KNOW THE ANSWER!

Translation of Hong Jue《红绝》, the new tgcf ending song. The title means ‘red supreme’.

雾缥缈 云上有仙宫 | Among the wisps of fog, high in the clouds is a celestial palace. 红帘掩 暗中引蝶涌 | Behind the red curtain, in the dark, butterflies gather - 诡谲藏于迷人的梦 | That mysterious person hides in an alluring dream, (1) 偏为禁忌 灼一身红 | Wearing crimson red in defiance of the taboo. (2)

仙风道骨 原为虚空 | The Taoist in white was strikingly beautiful, as if an illusion. (3) 红线缱绻 如沐春风 | The red threads of fate entangled, as comforting as being caressed by the spring wind. (4) 幽暗深处 皎月朦胧 | In the darkness, the bright moon is veiled, 温柔以祈愿灯寄送 | So I send tenderness to you through sky lanterns. (5)

天下之大 为你花满城 | The world is vast; for you, I fill a city with flowers. 官名抛空 执花仗剑救苍生 | You gave away your titles, saving the common people with a sword in one hand, a flower in the other. 赐我替你 万般磨砺更迎刃 | Grant me the privilege of enduring hardships to become more powerful in your stead, 福祸不问 忠实信徒有一人 | Uncaring of success or failure; there is only ever one loyal believer. (6)

百世流转 愿如长明灯 | As the seasons pass, I wish to be like the Everlasting Light - 无所不能 所向披靡照前尘 | Invincible, nothing I can’t do, shining a light on our past, 禁住浮沉 浴火投身也敢撑 | Calm despite life’s ups and downs; daring to throw myself into the flames. 忌羡世人 惟愿余生 相赠 | Envy not the common people; my only wish is that we can give our lives to each other.

Translator’s Note:

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Polonius: Look at Hamlet, he's obviously mad with love for my Ophelia!

Meanwhile Hamlet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Horatio: *exists*

Hamlet, holding him: I’ve only had Horatio for a day and a half, but if anything happens to him, I will kill everyone in this room and then myself.

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Y'all I have a FengQing Christmas oneshot and a FengQing flower shop/tattoo parlour AU in the works so expect the oneshot to be released before the end of the year. Yay. I am working one it right now. I just deleted 3 paragraphs off that thing, three long paragraphs. All that work, for nothing. Oh well, at least it lives on in my failure pile.