Get Yourself A Main Character Whos Two Primary Emotions Are "little Cunt" And "catatonic With Grief"

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

Saw this on FB and was amused.

"My heart was as free as his. I gave it willingly to the girl who fought her way to our door, who begged us to let her stay. I could spare her my indignities. We needed to be certain, I told my husband, that we could share our dark gifts with Tatyana when she found her way back to us. Volenta was willing. My husband knew what I was planning, but indulged me in this. I could keep my little bird. I could keep Volenta."

Ludmilla and Volenta, ink on paper.

Sometimes I remember in the last curse of strahd game I played in , between our party members and npcs we had a total of five arms chopped off. At some point we were so amazed this kept happening we added a running tally on our white board

Bonus three of these were from my character Jade. No she did not have more then two arms before you ask. ( the amber temple was sooo fun for her)

Others incidents included getting revenge on the bag man.

Shower your affection, let it rain on me

Pull down the mountain, drag your cities to the sea

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