Someday I'll Make A Burner Account, Go On The CoS Reddit And Do Nothing But Make Posts About How Everyone

Someday I'll make a burner account, go on the CoS reddit and do nothing but make posts about how everyone in Barovia is queer. I'll get downvoted and yelled at but the mods won't ban me and they'll never be able to get rid of me, even after my campaign is over I'll be there, telling everyone Victor is trans and Ireena is ace and Van Richten would never think of himself as anything other than cishet but he sometimes uses his Hat of Disguise to dress as an old woman and there's something he finds so lovely about being soft and feminine when he does. And they'll all have to deal with it, and so will their children, and their children's children, unto the seventh generation.

After all Darlin', I wouldn't sell the world For all the gold or sterling If it falls I would hold on for all it's worth The future's so bright it's burnin'

~ Empire Now, Hozier

reunion

it’s always “why did you sacrifice yourself and leave me behind” and never How was the sacrifice Was sacrificing yourself fun it looked fun

Concept:

The Immortal Rules happens. Jeb Crosse dies. Zeke makes it to Eden.

The Eternity Rules starts. Allie and Jackal go to New Covington. In the tunnels they meet who Allie can only describe as ‘the most gorgeous girl in the world’ Ezzie/[name pending] Crosse, who got to Eden without an abusive father breathing down her neck, a bajillion concepts about masculinity that they didn’t like, and IMMEDIATELY had a gender crisis and transitioned about it.

Nothing else in the series changes except Zeke is a trans girl, thank you for coming to my TEDtalk.

oscar wilde in the afterlife watching n*tflix turn dorian and basil into siblings: