They/Them
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When you finally find the energy to do stuff
Kinize:
A thing which necessarily had to happen during Saints Row 4’s final boss cutscene:
Zinyak: Look at you … Mercutio to my Tybalt.
Kinzie: *without missing a beat, as quickly as she can* Tybalt dies.
The Boss: Don’t be too excited, Tybalt dies at the end.
Kinzie: WHAT, not at the END —
Zinyak: I’m surprised you knew that.
Kinzie: Well OBVIOUSLY you don’t know that —
The Boss: I didn’t, Kinzie told me over the radio.
Zinyak: Ugh …
Kinzie: *at the same time* UGHHHH
Zinyak: Well, at least you’re honest.
Why do I feel like it's about to sell me something shady??
Gaud PLEASE google image search the green humphead parrotfish. PLEASE.
betrayed by my own unquenchable thirst for bad knowledge
Boobies
Man boobies
Women boobies
They/Them Boobies
Just boobies
just got a new bra and damn do the ladies look good 😏
Goat Simulator (2014) dev. Coffee Stain Studios
Untitled Goose Game (2019) dev. House House
Stray (2022) dev. BlueTwelve Studio
This man saw the ridiculously homophobic responses to Will being confirmed gay and said enough is enough 🤧 no cops at pride only brett gelman with his little apron and wooden spoon
On the off chance, I found a baby bear like that, My dumbass would take it home, thinking it was a PUPPY! If there is a God, they have a SICK sense of humor!
ok but do ya’ll have any idea of the size of a newborn bear cub?
they are the size and shape of mole rats!!!!
Let's feed eachother Welch's fruit snacks while watching minions
It is widely known that pornography is damaging to relationships because it creates unrealistic expectations about your partner. Ironically, romantic comedies have the exact same effect.
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW
I am going to be so embarrassed if I reblog this and nothing happens but I’m sorry, siblings in Christ, I need it
every damn day
"Ew, I don't wanna catch the Trans" Ok Bitch, die.
Reblog Bitch
YA DONT PUT TWO BAD BITCHES AGAINST EACH OTHER
IN THIS HOUSE WE RESPECT EACH OTHER
want some positive world news? yesterday, in a truly historic moment, Colombia elected its first left-wing president. after 20 years of far-right rule, the traditionally conservative country has elected the remarkably progressive candidate Gustavo Petro (and his running mate Francia Márquez, who will be the first black woman to serve as the country's Vice President!)
for context, imagine if the U.S. had successfully elected Bernie Sanders (after 20 years of republican presidents). that's how big a deal this is. amidst a dangerous global rise in conservatism, this is an enormous win and a cause for hope.
Father's day !
GAY RATS! GAY RATS! GAY RATS!
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This is adorable <3
More RiddleerRr
HELL YEAH
Joining in on that ship dynamics meme hehe