J4yb-rd - Sniff Snorf

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ok so when the writers were doing stuff with the og sinister six, im sure they were trying to make them seem like a bunch of villains who dislike each other, but willingly work together for a common goal. instead they made it seem like they're an old married couple bickering lovingly and frankly, i would KILL for more sinister six content. i just love them so much, especially the less common characters like shocker and rhino. there's a terribly small amount of tssm content out there in the first place, but even smaller when it comes to the sinister six. i would love to write more of the relationships that they had before coming together and after, and how they grow over time. plus the repercussions of the stuff that happens near the end of the season, ie electro being totally abandoned by doctor octopus and stuck in a mental hospital, sandman being presumed dead, and who knows about the rest of the sinister six. i know there's another episode with shocker, ox, and fancy dan/ricochet, but i can't remember how it ends ahsghjdj (i should probably rewatch it). i would love to write something post-finale about the sinister six getting back together, working out their problems, and finally being the polyamorous gays they deserve to be.

electro doodle ❤️

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i love reading these

hehe, thanks nfhdj :D

i just came up with this one, and it's. very self-indulgent, but just bear with me. ok so, reader insert or whatever, imagine some multiverse shit went down and you were transported to TSSM, with all of your knowledge about TSSM. and just- imagine being employed at the daily bugle, and you start writing these dumbass articles about the villains that you already know about. like imagine getting a newspaper and the headline is just

ARE ELECTRO AND DR OCTOPUS DATING?

LIKE COME ON BRO THAT'S FUCKIN HILARIOUS, IMAGINE THAT HEBFHJD

sinister six sees some bullshit headline about how shocker is a DILF with MANY close-ups taken by peter parker, of course, and are so fucking confused

peter thinks it's hilarious and tries to get more pictures and of higher quality, plus tries to give you ideas. JJJ (and everyone else at the bugle) is so fucking confused but your papers sell faster than NFTs so he lets you keep doing it.

you write an article about the latest drama between rhino and sandman (according to you, they've been dating for weeks now), and they're like "alright we're gonna get this little rascal and make them pay." then they go kidnap you or whatever and you're just completely relaxed. not scared in the slightest. "dont worry guys its a kids show im gonna be okay!" anyways yeah that'd be so funny

me: i dont understand how my queue keeps running out of things! it's only supposed to post once a day, and i definitely have more ideas for posts!

also me: this post is really funny so im gonna post it right now so everyone can enjoy it right now

sorry guys this is a vent post cause im cringe. feel free to ignore i just want to get some stuff out there

just feels like everything i say is worthless lately, nobody really wants to hear what i have to say, and i should just shut up. im paranoid that im posting too much because who wants me on their feed this much? im so fuckin annoying man, i really need to learn to stop talking so much about shit.

feels like the stuff i make is just as bad. all of the stories i write are mediocre, and the art is just... blegh. none of it is actually good or worthwhile, and so i should just... stop.

hsfdngkls. yeah. thats all ig

I like your ideas, gonna just send some more asks

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YESS ENABLE ME EAGLE

also spoilers for the end of tssm under the cut *sips tea*

ok so it honestly bothered me that at the end of the series we get the whole, "plot twist, harry wasnt green goblin, it was just norman being a dickhole!" idk, i just feel like harry deserved his time to shine! besides, i liked the idea of norman being an even semi-good dad for once, even if he barely paid attention to harry, it's better to be somewhat neglectful than just straight up manipulative and a supervillain. so, AU where harry WAS the green goblin? i can imagine all sorts of angst ideas for this, like harry coming back from "europe" and learning of peter being spider-man and realizing he did all of those terrible things to him. or even him relapsing on globulin green, but this time he's conscious of what's happening, and so he lashes out at others closer to him and the goblin side comes out during school and such. and all of this happens while norman is like "guys what's going on with my son D:" cause i pick literally the worst comfort characters.