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ADRIAN FUCKING TOOMES?!? ADRIAN. FUCKING. TOOMES?! I- marvel must really fucking hate Peter Parker rn you have got to be kidding me
The four horsemen of MCU villains who fucking love their spouse
Inspiration link
Shout-out to the MCU’s “I know I shouldn’t be rooting for them since they do morally questionable stuff but I’m gonna root for them anyways” characters:
(gif by @sssssssim)
(If I missed someone, feel free to add)
I could not stop laughing at this
*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*
Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?
Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.
Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?
Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-
Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?
Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.
Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?
Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-
Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…
Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.
Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!
Spider-Man:….
Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.
Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?
Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!
Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?
Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-
Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!
Shout-out to the MCU’s “I know I shouldn’t be rooting for them since they do morally questionable stuff but I’m gonna root for them anyways” characters:
(gif by @sssssssim)
(If I missed someone, feel free to add)
Chapter 10 of the sinister six but it’s the found family trope is up! go read it here :D
baby? tiny lil baby boy? BIG baby boy??? yes!
humina humina humina vulture from tssm <3<3<3 he is just a bitter old man and i love him
Favorite frames of the Sinister Six from S1E11 of Spectacular Spider-Man: Vulture (Part 2/6)
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ok so when the writers were doing stuff with the og sinister six, im sure they were trying to make them seem like a bunch of villains who dislike each other, but willingly work together for a common goal. instead they made it seem like they're an old married couple bickering lovingly and frankly, i would KILL for more sinister six content. i just love them so much, especially the less common characters like shocker and rhino. there's a terribly small amount of tssm content out there in the first place, but even smaller when it comes to the sinister six. i would love to write more of the relationships that they had before coming together and after, and how they grow over time. plus the repercussions of the stuff that happens near the end of the season, ie electro being totally abandoned by doctor octopus and stuck in a mental hospital, sandman being presumed dead, and who knows about the rest of the sinister six. i know there's another episode with shocker, ox, and fancy dan/ricochet, but i can't remember how it ends ahsghjdj (i should probably rewatch it). i would love to write something post-finale about the sinister six getting back together, working out their problems, and finally being the polyamorous gays they deserve to be.
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i love reading these
hehe, thanks nfhdj :D
i just came up with this one, and it's. very self-indulgent, but just bear with me. ok so, reader insert or whatever, imagine some multiverse shit went down and you were transported to TSSM, with all of your knowledge about TSSM. and just- imagine being employed at the daily bugle, and you start writing these dumbass articles about the villains that you already know about. like imagine getting a newspaper and the headline is just
ARE ELECTRO AND DR OCTOPUS DATING?
LIKE COME ON BRO THAT'S FUCKIN HILARIOUS, IMAGINE THAT HEBFHJD
sinister six sees some bullshit headline about how shocker is a DILF with MANY close-ups taken by peter parker, of course, and are so fucking confused
peter thinks it's hilarious and tries to get more pictures and of higher quality, plus tries to give you ideas. JJJ (and everyone else at the bugle) is so fucking confused but your papers sell faster than NFTs so he lets you keep doing it.
you write an article about the latest drama between rhino and sandman (according to you, they've been dating for weeks now), and they're like "alright we're gonna get this little rascal and make them pay." then they go kidnap you or whatever and you're just completely relaxed. not scared in the slightest. "dont worry guys its a kids show im gonna be okay!" anyways yeah that'd be so funny
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recently rewatched spider-man: homecoming and got reminded that i LOVE marvel's version of toomes. like, idk, he's just the perfect mixture of being a dad and being a supervillain that i love, and i want someone to write something with him. he has SO much potential, and yet just one little movie! plus his design is GOLDEN ehehehe i love it so much :D (probably my favorite design of him tbh) i have a few different ideas of what i could write with him, mostly him discovering peter is spider-man and pseudo-adopting him (or completely adopting him (wow that sounds a lot like my fanfic doesnt it?)) but uhh havent really gotten to developing any of those ideas. eventually u_u
Friendly Criminal Spider-Man AU Part One!
Friendly Criminal Spider-Man AU Part Two!
Friendly Criminal Spider-Man AU Part Four!
Friendly Criminal Spider-Man AU Part Five!
Friendly Criminal Spider-Man AU Part Six!
So these are my first attempt at stamps, I didn't see any for these goobers so I figured I should try
OK NVM OLD TRAD ART DUMP NOW 🤭🤭🤭
I always thought usm otto and adrian looked related :P
