Actually I Changed My Mind I'm Vulgora Kin

Actually I changed my mind I'm Vulgora kin

okay this is my apprentice in her carnival gown designed after the tower card which I’m strangely attached to irl

Funny story, the other night I had a dream about Diavolo as a big titty goth milf and seeing your latest piece just felt like a strange, but happy coincidence. Fem! Bossu could sit on my face any day. 😍

Ahhh I'm a natural at reading certain thoughts ;>

the story behind this one is that me and my friends decided to call Hiyoko Risotto Nero for the fun value and the story became 10 times more wholesome (until bbl)

I could and would spend all day reading your Actor AU headcanons!

Ahhh then I should continue with them. Thank you lots c:

Actors AU HCs

Heya! Actors AU is an AU where the JJBA is a series with real actors - and it’s about them outside of filming! Diavolo, Trish, Illuso and Giorno’s HCs are featured. I have more for Dio, Pucci, Yukako, Tonio and some other characters, but I’ll need to know if you can tolerate my writing first. Placed the HCs under the cut for length purposes <3

Diavolo - He’s the most gentle and loving dad you can imagine. And I mean it. His three daughters are on the set constantly when they’re not at school, and when they’re out of his direct field of vision he calls them on the phone every 10 minutes to check if they’re doing fine. His wife would feel left out if he didn’t shower her with just as much attention. - before and after filming every scene where he has to somehow harm Trish he apologizes to the actress. Lots. He casually treats her as one of his own children (although she’s much older than his 6-8 year olds) and constantly tries to feed her or treat her with small gifts. He would have adopted her given the chance. - at the public celebration of the last episode of Vento Aureo he snuck up to Trish to pick her up and carry her down the red carpet in his hands. Yes, it looked just like Jason Momoa sneaking up to Henry Cavill. - every waking hour when he’s not filming he likes to spend with his family. He’s a native Sicilian so filming in Italy gave him a unique chance to introduce his parents to the coworkers - and he sure took it. They’re the sweetest little old couple, always carrying hand-made candies or cookies to share with the younger film crew members. Trish - she started filming early in college due to her stunning looks and exquisite performance. You can feel that she takes a bit too much pride in that. - she has to reconcile work and actually graduating college, so in-between the filming you can see her battling with the students’ books - clearly uses Diavolo to her advantage. If he’s not around her he’s probably getting her a glass of lemonade. - her first female lead was in an italian clone of “H2O Just Add Water“ - she’s nearly obsessed with growing flowers. The more rare and unique, the better.

Illuso - He’s the most competent actor on the whole stage. College, university, master’s, constant development courses - all to no avail. It’s still hard to get a leading role when you’re half-Indian half-European and it’s [insert year here]. - he only eats the food he prepared himself. He’s great at cooking Indian food, but he never shares. - in fact, he’s basically the least friendly actor you can imagine. He is jealous of everyone getting better roles than he does, so he constantly keeps the “I’m here to work” attitude.

Giorno - He graduated from one of the most well-known universities but stayed unemployed for a couple of years before he got his first role. And it’s the male lead! He couldn’t have been more proud of himself. - he really doesn’t know what he wants out of his character. He won’t admit it, of course, but that’s the cause of Giorno being ambiguous between his Michael Corleone and Godlike Good personas. The actor just changes his mind mid-scene. - that’s also why we never see Giorno in the later seasons. The director didn’t want to hire the same actor since his performance was questionable, but he failed to find someone with the same features. - personally he might be a tough person to be around, but that’s just the mask he puts on for the paparazzi. Deep inside he’s still a young adult who spent too much time studying and barely knows how to properly relax. The doom of unemployment sure didn’t help. He really wants to make friends, but he doesn’t know how. - he’s afraid of Diavolo’s actor after the latter tried to baby him.

~ commission for @philomena-nightingale ~ Illustration for a DiaLentine fic (Russian translation)

Original fic by @mollydewinter