My Toxic Trait Is That I Dont Give A Single Fuck About Modern Biology. I Will Get Mark Lee Pregnant One

my toxic trait is that i don’t give a single fuck about modern biology. i will get mark lee pregnant one day.

bestie!dreamies texts — jisung edition

warnings | afab!reader (small mention of female anatomy?) swearing, mention of puke, mention of virginity, markiplier x farquaad fic lmfao

a.n | little fact about me, i keep a “quote book” of all the funny things my friends say, and i thought some of them could make funny fake texts! so what you’re seeing right here was all real life shit, babyyy

s…creaming. screaming. yes.!

Renjun ♡ Smoothie | STUDIO CHOOM

Bonus:

god gave me two holes for a reason and they’re both begging rn

hi bbs! here again to ask a question 🤍

which fic would you like to see from me next?

((for the last one i haven’t decided who between reader and whichever member i go with is the demon and who is the angel, ill probably do a poll for that later on))